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Posted 10 November 2015 - 12:33 PM

I will make soup, and chilli, and cookies.


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 12:50 PM

Affray, we should start our own countries after the zombie outbreak. >.>


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 12:54 PM

I will make soup, and chilli, and cookies.

I will provide the murder for the soup, chili, and cookies.

Yes, my cookies require murder.

 

 

Affray, we should start our own countries after the zombie outbreak. >.>

I am confident that I could lead a group of people, maybe twenty or so.

I don't think I possess the ability to govern an entire country.

Though I suppose that is why councils exist.


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 12:57 PM

Murder cookies sound delicious.


Also, I fold a mean towel.

Just sayin, might need a bunch to clean up all that murder.


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 01:01 PM

Murder cookies sound delicious.


Also, I fold a mean towel.

Just sayin, might need a bunch to clean up all that murder.

People who think they don't have survival skills sometimes find they do when the world crashes down around them and they have no other choice than to adapt and survive.

 

Don't forget the towel thing though.

And learn how to do a swan.


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 01:03 PM

Fuck that, start your own empire. That's what I'll be doing. >.>

I need someone else to start a country to trade with. Or go to war, whatever. 


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 01:05 PM

Fuck that, start your own empire. That's what I'll be doing. >.>

I need someone else to start a country to trade with. Or go to war, whatever. 

I am cool with mutually beneficial trade.

War with Canadians is a mistake for anyone who isn't Candian.

I don't recommend it.


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 01:05 PM

:lol:

I'll get right on the swan thing.

I'll learn to do a bunny too.

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Posted 10 November 2015 - 01:17 PM

:lol:

I'll go to war with mexico then. <.<


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 01:20 PM

Send me some senioritas please.

They don't need to speak english.

I'd actually prefer if they didn't.


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 01:26 PM

And thus trade was born. 


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Posted 10 November 2015 - 03:49 PM

I think a roving warband of Mad Max-esque petrol heads sounds fun...I bet even in the zombie post-apocalypse the M25 would be bloody jammed up though.


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Posted 13 November 2015 - 02:30 AM

Send me some senioritas please.

They don't need to speak english.

I'd actually prefer if they didn't.

 


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Posted 13 November 2015 - 07:55 PM

additional plans...  via RvB

 



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Posted 13 November 2015 - 08:29 PM

Fuck, I love RVB so much.


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Posted 15 November 2015 - 08:42 AM

Zombies can't swim, right? So the ocean must be the key.



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Posted 15 November 2015 - 10:36 AM

Oceans and cold might be best.

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Posted 15 November 2015 - 12:10 PM

Zombies can't swim, right? So the ocean must be the key.

Probably not swim, but most likely they would rot, bloat up and float their asses out to wherever the curreent takes them.

Which could easily be wherever you are.

Plus you can't drink sea water or farm on the water unless you have hydroponic knowledge.

 

Oceans and cold might be best.

Cold is a double edged sword.

Zombies would freeze in the winter and be a non issue, but you can't survive as easily in that environment either.

Still a good option with enough preparedness though.


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Posted 16 November 2015 - 11:26 AM

Survivors would need to come back to land to gather supplies. And probably living on huge ships would be better, to store the large amount of fresh food and water.

 

There are technologies currently in existence and that are very close to being reality, that can turn sea water into perfectly fresh drinking water or 'medical grade' water ... Fishing for food in the sea would be vital.

So basically it would need to be a large multi-purpose super ship with many skilled survivors.

 

I think the whole zombie apocalypse thing would go something like 28 Days Later.

But hey, you Americans can at least purchase or raid gun stores. All we got down here are hardware stores, and Nerf guns. Although my knives and sharpening steels would get a work out.



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Posted 18 November 2015 - 08:47 AM


 

 

So basically it would need to be a large multi-purpose super ship with many skilled survivors.

 

 


Just get a couple drunk Canadians to tie a bunch of cargo ships together. Can set up some indoor farming/solar panels on one of them.

 


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