Welp, it happened. I'm finally not a generation behind again!
Bought a 1TB edition that came with a Playstation TV box and a 3-month subscription to Now TV (no idea, I guess kinda like Netflix?), a 12-month PS+ subscription, Dying Light, Until Dawn, Final Fantasy Type-0 HD, Dragon Age: Inquisition, and grabbed Sword Art Online Re:Hollow Fragment, Rocket League, and Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist.
In short, I'm a poor motherfucker now.