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#1 CmdrShep2183

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:39 PM

 

American police are largely composed of obese rednecks. They need higher standards! I demand officers that are disciplined, polite, and do not swear! I demand a return to Victorian values at least for police! Too many Americans are trashy and violent. They need to be civilized!

 
I think an government agency that spies on police and keeps them civil is a good idea.
 
All officers like in the video must be put into special facilities where they will learn to live in a nicer, tolerant, polite, advanced society.


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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:42 PM

I demand officers that are disciplined, polite, and do not swear!

This made me laugh


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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:51 PM

Man, you are so bad at this.

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:52 PM

Well.... ACTUALLY, Canadians got you beat http://www.cbc.ca/ne...force-1.3025580



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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:55 PM

Man, you are so bad at this.

what? me?

I do feel insulted I'm not bad at anything.. well maybe cleaning the bathroom regularly but that's why I got myself a roommate with some kind of cleaning obsession. He never enters my room (lucky me) and he also bought a dishwasher :)


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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:56 PM

What?

No, the try hard troll.

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 02:58 PM

I assumed that. but I still wanted to make my lucky choice in roommate known to the internet ;) :P


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Posted 25 August 2015 - 03:02 PM

Oh, well, grats!


I'm glad you have a good roommate.

Makes it a million times easier when you live with someone you get along with. :)

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Posted 25 August 2015 - 03:07 PM

Yeah it's nice.. but sadly I'm moving out the week after next since I'm graduating.

 

which makes me think I should get some sleep now.. sleep deprivation is what's making me weird. Not that I'm not weird with enough sleep but I can keep it in better...


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Posted 25 August 2015 - 03:18 PM

Oh, well, damn.


Good luck with your graduation if I forget to say so. 

Have a good rest.


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Posted 26 August 2015 - 12:36 AM

Ah cali learning from the RCMP eh. Didn't know California didn't know how to cover up abuse and point sniper rifles at native protesters on reserve/treaty lands. Did they take notes from the G20 protests too? Did they talk to Calgary RCMP about going into homes and taking guns and safes out of peoples homes without warrants? Definitely a course they wouldn't want to miss.

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 12:43 AM

'Victorian values'?

 

You mean like how it was fully acceptable to hate everyone who wasn't British, and if you kicked the shit out of an Irishman while a copper watched he'd slap you on the back and buy you a sherry for your troubles?

 

That's what you want American police to be?


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Posted 26 August 2015 - 04:18 AM

We don't need the police. Let's have an anarchist revolution.

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 05:57 AM

This thread is awesome. >.>


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Posted 26 August 2015 - 06:32 AM


VIVA LA REVOLUÇION!!!


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This is immediately what I visualized when you said that:


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Posted 26 August 2015 - 07:08 AM

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Posted 26 August 2015 - 08:41 AM

I love the avatar...

 

This thread is awesome. >.>

I agree


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Posted 26 August 2015 - 08:29 PM

'Victorian values'?

 

You mean like how it was fully acceptable to hate everyone who wasn't British, and if you kicked the shit out of an Irishman while a copper watched he'd slap you on the back and buy you a sherry for your troubles?

 

That's what you want American police to be?

 

Only if they chase cockney beggars to Benny Hill music on the hour, every hour. Busty woman in lingerie optional.


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Posted 26 August 2015 - 09:11 PM

Busty woman in lingerie optional.

Optional?

 

Damn.


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Posted 27 August 2015 - 01:25 PM


 
American police are largely composed of obese rednecks. They need higher standards! I demand officers that are disciplined, polite, and do not swear! I demand a return to Victorian values at least for police! Too many Americans are trashy and violent. They need to be civilized!

 
I think an government agency that spies on police and keeps them civil is a good idea.
 
All officers like in the video must be put into special facilities where they will learn to live in a nicer, tolerant, polite, advanced society.


Just as soon as we have a better class of criminals that don't swear, deal drugs, traffic human beings, and are generally better people, then yes. But until then, I think that they are doing just fucking fine.
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