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[SpleenBeGone]

http://imgur.com/gallery/RpZfE

 

[idk]

Oh god I bet that nurse had a laugh about that later.

 

"And when I finally got it, it was still buzzing!"

[SpleenBeGone]

I love that he tweeted to energizer about it. 

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

This is fucking wonderful.


Also, please people, use a dildo with a flared edge to put in your woohoos.

[Benihime]

I really hate to be anal about this, but if it requires batteries and it vibrates it is a vibrator, not a dildo.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Ha, anal, I see what you did there!


They do make dildos now that have cum tubes or holes for vibrating eggs in them.

What a world we live in!

[ｈａｓｕ]

What a time to be alive.

[Affray]

Fantastic.

I also super love the angry tweet to Energizer for making awesome batteries.

[SpleenBeGone]

Yep. This kind of consumer-company communication is what social media was made for. 

[Benihime]

Ha, anal, I see what you did there!

**bows**

But seriously now, I'm going to have to call BS on this dude.
He obviously doesn't know his ass from a hole-in-the-ground about sex toys.
(And in this day & age any man that is into anal is well versed in toys in general.)

[SpleenBeGone]

You'd be surprised at the massive amount of people who have to go to the hospital over sex toy related injuries every year. I was laughing my ass off reading about it, and the spike that happened after the 50 shades movie was released. 

[Benihime]

Srsly tho, how fucking stupid does one hafta be to not be able to "PUSH"?!?!?

....some peoples kids....

[Benihime]

And yes, it is funny as hell...

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I'm hijacking this already about vibrators thread to bring you this what the fuck.

http://www.marksturk...works/21-grams/

[Affray]

**bows**

But seriously now, I'm going to have to call BS on this dude.
He obviously doesn't know his ass from a hole-in-the-ground about sex toys.
(And in this day & age any man that is into anal is well versed in toys in general.)

When I went to school for emergency telecommunications I was enlightened on the subject of how to remove an aerosol can from someone's anus without either shooting the contents of the can into their body, or having it explode in their colon. Turns out those things create some pretty wicked suction when they get up there, and the trick is to puncture the bottom so that the can de-pressurises by emptying out though the a-hole and can then be wiggled out. People cramming random shit up their ass is so common that I am not even a little surprised that someone got an actual sex toy stuck up there. This guy was at least responsible enough with his ass adventure to get a toy and not just use some random item from his garage.

[Benihime]

When I went to school for emergency telecommunications I was enlightened on the subject of how to remove an aerosol can from someone's anus without either shooting the contents of the can into their body, or having it explode in their colon. Turns out those things create some pretty wicked suction when they get up there, and the trick is to puncture the bottom so that the can de-pressurises by emptying out though the a-hole and can then be wiggled out. People cramming random shit up their ass is so common that I am not even a little surprised that someone got an actual sex toy stuck up there. This guy was at least responsible enough with his ass adventure to get a toy and not just use some random item from his garage.

All I got from that----"an aerosol can"-----OUCH!
Do you know how BIG those things are?!?!?
No.

[Bowsette]

All I got from that----"an aerosol can"-----OUCH!
Do you know how BIG those things are?!?!?
No.

I've seen videos of three arms at once, aerosol cans are nothing.

[Affray]

I've seen videos of three arms at once, aerosol cans are nothing.

Yeah, I feel like all hospital employees should watch mandated, intensely graphic insertion porn to get them desensitised to what they will definitely encounter at some point in their week.

[idk]

for the real struggle, they probably should also watch the Pain Olympics on repeat until they can handle that too, because something like that (though more likely an accident) will eventually come their way.

[Benihime]

I've seen videos of three arms at once, aerosol cans are nothing.

Ya kno, kink is ok, but there's a point at which you gotta stop before you sacrifice bowl retention.