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Posted 13 August 2015 - 05:38 PM

http://orteil.dashne.../cookieclicker/


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 06:57 PM

http://orteil.dashne.../cookieclicker/

 

I saw cookie clicker in the name and noped right out of there. Time killer? That's a time lich that slits your time's thin throat with a butter knife, performs a dark ritual, then brings time back to life to smack you with its undead rotten maggot dick. That game is a huge time dump.

 

That said, if there's an update since last time I will play the hell out of it.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 06:58 PM

Undead rotten maggot dick would be a good death metal band name.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:07 PM

I saw cookie clicker in the name and noped right out of there. Time killer? That's a time lich that slits your time's thin throat with a butter knife, performs a dark ritual, then brings time back to life to smack you with its undead rotten maggot dick. That game is a huge time dump.

 

That said, if there's an update since last time I will play the hell out of it.

Can confirm, has been updated.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:24 PM

How many times do I have to click the cookie to get an average speed? 


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:29 PM

I had the executioner one, but it got boring. I cannot get into clickers for some reason...
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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:38 PM

Spleen: I dunno, it wasn't showing up for me either.

Beni: I've not seen that one.

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:43 PM

Apparently it only shows up after you start buying things, and is just an average of what's being automatically made. I got an achievement for clicking really, really fast though. 


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:46 PM

Huh, weird.


I bet.


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:47 PM

:lol:

Hush you. Also, my new mouse has buttons on the edges, makes it harder to click. 


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:50 PM

Just imagine it's a piercing.

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:54 PM

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:55 PM

I saw cookie clicker in the name and noped right out of there. Time killer? That's a time lich that slits your time's thin throat with a butter knife, performs a dark ritual, then brings time back to life to smack you with its undead rotten maggot dick. That game is a huge time dump.

 

That said, if there's an update since last time I will play the hell out of it.

Wish I read this after I sunk two hours of my life into this... the night before an exam.



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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:57 PM

Damn, Leafa.


I'll take the heat on this one, totally my bad.


I'm sorry, guy.

I'd give you a cookie.. But.. Well.. :(

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 07:59 PM

Damn, Leafa.


I'll take the heat on this one, totally my bad.


I'm sorry, guy.

I'd give you a cookie.. But.. Well.. :(

Naah, totally my fault. I secretly didn't want to study anyway  ;)



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Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:05 PM

Just broke 1k cps. >.>


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:12 PM

Just broke 1k cps. >.>



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Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:16 PM

:lol:

Currently at about 2500


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Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:21 PM

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 08:35 PM

Aaaad 23k. Also, each click is 258


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