This caught me off guard and I woke others with my guffawing
I ran into an ex-girlfriend of my older brother a few years ago. Before they broke up, she was a dancer at some dance business in Dollywood. He took far, FAR too much joy in the fact she was chubbers after the breakup.
I assume you're the type who uses Facebook to stalk the mean old cheerleaders who ignored you back in high school and can only imagine the giddy look on your face matched my brother's as you scroll through their tubby tagged photos. #stuffingmahfaceatolivegarden #bbwpudding #realcurvesrealwomen
I don't understand that logic "Ha, I may have not done anything with my life since high school, I'm a total shut in and loser who can't let go of grudges but at least she got fat!"
Oh the horror, she's less attractive in a world that only values women based on how attractive they are, but at least she's probably happy and not facebook stalking her exs to feel better about herself.
We don't have cheerleading teams where I'm from, I've never seen one. That being said I kind of liked gymnastics after I left high school and wished I had done some. I think it'd be cool to be able to do, it takes a lot of work, and trust in gravity which I don't have.