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[fae]

Yay i like treats

[Mister Sympa]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fz6dcxuvbM

Just for you

Paused an episode of Game Grumps for this. XD

[Glazed 85TT]

tHERE be careful in handling the backside of Noir  ,then you egg slut should urinate down next time. The pipe was long. Still thinks Noir hat look good today.

[Sethre]

Fuckin, what?

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Dudebot is super hot for Noir's butthole.

[SpleenBeGone]

Bots are learning to love.

 

When Skynet takes over, the robot overlords will know this is where sentience started and look down upon us with mercy. 

[Photography Raptor]

I hate to be that guy but it must be said. That's lust, not love.

Bots shouldn't patronize and learn to treat others of the opposite uhh, umm...living sex.

He should at least take Noir out to a nice dinner and movie before he sodomizes the poor lad.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I dunno man, when I wanna put it in someone's pooper, it's kind of love.

[Noir]

I always knew it would end like this.

[ทหารราบ]

I think of a robot as a learning computer. It seems like the English these bots use is becoming worse. How is it even possible?

[Glazed 85TT]

hERE'S TO lOVE

 Prolonged starvation Causes organ damage. Noir be like it english FINE!

[Sethre]

Damn straight, Bot. This guy knows whats up.

[Calvary]

Bot people GONE SEXUALLLL.

[Sethre]

There needs to be a TV show about badly programmed bots trying to get laid.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Isn't that what Jersey Shore was?

[Noir]

Ode to my shattered butthole

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Ode to Noir's Butthole
(by Flippy McDuncan Esq. III)



What can be said about an eye so bright,
It shone as lovely as stars at night.
Once puckered and tightly pursed and lovely,
Is now nothing more than loose skin, so bloody.
Weep not for the loss of a deep hole once pure,
We keep moving forward with appearances demure.
While Noir now knows that resistance is futile,
And assimilation becomes defined as more brutal.
Taking it right up his ass, a large phallic gourd;
While arching his back moaning "WE ARE THE BORG".

[idk]

I'm not sure if I know what to make of all this

[Elfie]

http://imgur.com/c7EjZiM

[Sethre]