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#1 COOL_LOU99

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Posted 21 July 2015 - 01:08 AM

A self-explanatory problem I have.


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Posted 21 July 2015 - 05:53 AM

You don't. You're stuck here forever. 


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Posted 21 July 2015 - 05:25 PM

Okay, here's what the manual says to do. First, change your username to Krys. Second, change your location to Pirate Land. Third, search Google for a picture of a pink triangle then set it as your profile picture.

 

Within five business days, a seven foot polar bear will show up at your home (don't worry, he'll find you) to throw you a beating only known by rented redheaded mules. One the thrashing has stopped, you will be urinated upon. Don't worry, that's just part of the process. Hold your breath. A diet of only mayonnaise and bagels will make his urine ultra smelly. Before he disappears in multicolored smoke, your account will be deleted and your computer will be urinated upon. Congratulations! If you survive the encounter with Krys, you will be free!


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Posted 21 July 2015 - 11:19 PM

Okay, here's what the manual says to do. First, change your username to Krys. Second, change your location to Pirate Land. Third, search Google for a picture of a pink triangle then set it as your profile picture.

 

Within five business days, a seven foot polar bear will show up at your home (don't worry, he'll find you) to throw you a beating only known by rented redheaded mules. One the thrashing has stopped, you will be urinated upon. Don't worry, that's just part of the process. Hold your breath. A diet of only mayonnaise and bagels will make his urine ultra smelly. Before he disappears in multicolored smoke, your account will be deleted and your computer will be urinated upon. Congratulations! If you survive the encounter with Krys, you will be free!

Luckily I don't want to delete my account ^^


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Posted 22 July 2015 - 12:14 AM

I stumbled on one of these sites years ago..


"Make an account" I said, "It'll be fun" I said..


Somehow I've followed this place through three name changes; members have come and gone.. Some of us died trying to escape..

So far, that's been the only way to get free from this site.


But you'll never be free from Spleen.

Our fallen brethren, Alie, has been reincarnated through the pure evil that is SpleenBeGone.

He now keeps her under his rule as a lesser being, doomed to be cute and fuzzy forever. Enduring torture you couldn't fathom.. He even put her in a room with a moose!

Once you click agree part of your soul gets sucked away and every. Single. Day thereafter you lose more and more of yourself until you are what he wants you to be!



There is no escape from this wretched place!

Not even in death!









Unless you dress in drag as a French maid and send Spleen pictures. Then he will allow you to be deleted.
It's the way our last moderator broke free of this hellish nightmare.

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Posted 22 July 2015 - 11:16 AM

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Posted 22 July 2015 - 11:31 AM

That is so very creepy. 


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Posted 22 July 2015 - 11:54 AM

I have, sadly, seen creepier..


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Posted 22 July 2015 - 11:59 AM

But would it get your approval to leave?



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Posted 22 July 2015 - 12:17 PM

Personally, as long as someone isn't keeping hair in a box I genuinely enjoy weird.

But to each is own, and Spleen and I differ in many regards; that being one of them.


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Posted 22 July 2015 - 02:54 PM

Personally, as long as someone isn't keeping hair in a box I genuinely enjoy weird.

 

Well I immagine putting hair in your box would get very itchy very quick, but I don't really have a box so I can't try this to know for sure.


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Posted 22 July 2015 - 11:31 PM

I do know people who keep hair in a box...


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Posted 23 July 2015 - 12:07 AM

I do know people who keep hair in a box...

 

There's a low hanging fruit here. Easy perverted joke for whomever wants to make it. Hint: the hair is pubic and the box is vagina.


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Posted 23 July 2015 - 12:43 AM

There's a low hanging fruit here. Easy perverted joke for whomever wants to make it. Hint: the hair is pubic and the box is vagina.

Honestly I'm not sure what body part the hair is from but it's braided and kept in a cardboard box


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Posted 23 July 2015 - 12:53 AM

My money's on taint tuft.

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