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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

There's a change. >.>

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

I...I really thought there was going to be more to this thread.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


That's pretty much how I feel every time I open a new thread here too.


However, when I went to get lunch all I smelled in my car was the stale funk of cigarettes and polak, so the next time there's a bug in the office not only am I not going to kill it, but I'm going to make sure it stays in her area.


Nasty slunt.

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Whoa whoa, I feel like this needs context, I have no clue what you're talking about.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

My boss smokes, I do not.

Since I do not, I don't allow smoking in my house or car. She knows this.

It was raining today and she snuck into my car and smoked and didn't tell me.

I know this because cigarette smoke stinks like shit and my whole car reaked when I went into it to go get lunch.

So now I will raise an army of bugs to attack her.

Or keep my car locked from now on.

One of the two.

[Elfie]

^^ THIS!

[Silver_rose]

My boss smokes, I do not.

Since I do not, I don't allow smoking in my house or car. She knows this.

It was raining today and she snuck into my car and smoked and didn't tell me.

I know this because cigarette smoke stinks like shit and my whole car reaked when I went into it to go get lunch.

So now I will raise an army of bugs to attack her.

Or keep my car locked from now on.

One of the two.

 

Fuckin' whaaat?

You need to go upside her head, that bitch needs to learn where boundaries lie.
And definitely lock your car from now on, I don't even understand why you leave your car unlocked in the first place.

 

Also am loving the word slunt, it's beautiful
 

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I was super pissed, and my first thought was to grab her by the back of the head and dash board her dome.

And then I thought about just how childish and immature she is as a person, and I just didn't even want to waste the breath of arguing with her about it.

I have made myself abundantly clear on this matter and she still didn't give a shit enough to respect my wishes and my property, so fuck it. She depends on me for a ride, she will learn if I have to beat it into her, but for now I'm taking the "you know what you did, you know I know what you did" approach that I use with my kids.

It actually works better on her than yelling. It's how I got her to stop throwing her trash out of my car like a fucking pig as well.


And I don't lock my car because the town I live in is absurdly safe. The people across the street actually sleep with their van and house doors wide open. Also, I bought a subaru with an after market alarm put in. When it goes off it blares with the force of a thousand suns and the only way to turn it off is to turn the key back and forth in the ignition 2.5 times. For some reason it does not work in the door like it should. And it was quoted at $400 to get removed. Aint no body got time foh dat.


Also, yes, me too.

[SpleenBeGone]

Solution to your boss problem.

http://www.ebay.com/...=item4adaec386a

[idk]

Solution to your boss problem.

http://www.ebay.com/...=item4adaec386a

-Does not ship to Canada

 

 

Well, there goes that plan. Guess I can always buy some from amazon.

[SpleenBeGone]

Here you go.

http://www.amazon.co...s=live ladybugs

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I'll see if I'm fired today after what I did yesterday.

If not, I'll know there's no cameras in there and I actually might get these.

I need to make sure she's not one of those people that hates all bugs "except..".

But I think a swarm of anything is enough to freak anyone out.

[SpleenBeGone]

Good luck. Also, for the record, no one ever checks their security cameras unless something went wrong.

 

If ladybugs won't do it, you can buy a lot of other types of bugs, from caterpillars to mites. Something's sure to freak her out. 

[Silver_rose]

Solution to your boss problem.

http://www.ebay.com/...=item4adaec386a

 

 

Here you go.

http://www.amazon.co...s=live ladybugs

 

 

Good luck. Also, for the record, no one ever checks their security cameras unless something went wrong.

 

If ladybugs won't do it, you can buy a lot of other types of bugs, from caterpillars to mites. Something's sure to freak her out. 

 

It is amazing how one can actually purchase things like this.

[SpleenBeGone]

The internet is a powerful tool. 

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

That's nothing.

I'm also considering the pile of elephant shit o gram as well as the dildo glitter canon.

[Krankykoala]

Good luck. Also, for the record, no one ever checks their security cameras unless something went wrong.

This is very true. Unless it's somewhere very expensive or dangerous that actually pays someone to watch the cameras. Like chemical plants and such.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Unless you work in an office full of super paranoid Polish people.



I work in an office full of super paranoid Polish people.

[Wolf]

I was super pissed, and my first thought was to grab her by the back of the head and dash board her dome.

And then I thought about just how childish and immature she is as a person, and I just didn't even want to waste the breath of arguing with her about it.

I have made myself abundantly clear on this matter and she still didn't give a shit enough to respect my wishes and my property, so fuck it. She depends on me for a ride, she will learn if I have to beat it into her, but for now I'm taking the "you know what you did, you know I know what you did" approach that I use with my kids.

It actually works better on her than yelling. It's how I got her to stop throwing her trash out of my car like a fucking pig as well.


And I don't lock my car because the town I live in is absurdly safe. The people across the street actually sleep with their van and house doors wide open. Also, I bought a subaru with an after market alarm put in. When it goes off it blares with the force of a thousand suns and the only way to turn it off is to turn the key back and forth in the ignition 2.5 times. For some reason it does not work in the door like it should. And it was quoted at $400 to get removed. Aint no body got time foh dat.


Also, yes, me too.

What the actual hell\

 

THAT BITCH, I'LL KILL HER 

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Oh jazus, that shark is adorable..