Kitty, that tanookie looks just like the one from Nozaki-kun and I'm jelly as fuck.
Spleen, I expected you to have a damn bug out bag in an Altoids tin. Little disappointing there.
Ladies, you should all own at least one giganormous purse to store your men's snacks for the movie theaters. The best thing a girl can do is sneak in my crackers, soda, and summer sausage. Giggidy.
It's two thirty in the morning here and I just got off work, so I'm not wearing any damn pants right now, so the photo will have to wait.
Half of the pants I own are cargo style because I want to be a damn video game character with a +10 to my inventory.
-phone I payed about 50$ for. I went without one for about six months in 2013, but after a pretty decent date with a girl, and she asked for my number, which I responded with, 'oh, I don't have one of those,' which sounded like a rejection, I fucking picked one up. Doesn't get used too often because I forget to text people back. Like, right now, I'm remembering two people I ignored today. I'm a shitty friend.
-wallet. Has dragons on it. Inventory for wallet goes:
- cash. Who the fuck has a bank account?
- license. one of those spiffy new ones with added security. And by that, the photo is sideways. Security.
- bandaides. fabric kind that stays in place and has healing goop on them already
- bc powder, cuz I got things to do
- walmart gift cards with about 30 cents on them. Used to scrape ice from window. Kitty style
- State of GA card from when I drew unemployment last year. It was fun, actually. Since I was laid off while the building was rebuilt, I didn't have to look for work. It was like a two month vacation. I think it has a few bucks on it
- Barns and Noble gift card. Has twenty something dollars on it. I've had it since November and haven't gotten around to dropping by. Too many books online to pay for free physical ones
- Condoms. LOL, no. I haven't had sex in months. Threw the last ones away.
- Blood Assurance card. Owned since high school. Unreadable.
- Cherokee pines library card. I don't think the local library is even still in that system anymore. I drive to Lafayette if I want good books.
- Mapco gas card thing. I get free coffee and energy drinks from them every now and then. I should probably get cheaper gas, but I don't.
-Flashlight that needs to be punched to work, but is pocket sized. LED
-Pocketknife. Not as cool as Affrays, but cool too. Pink. Zombies. Found at local cheap hardware store. Has a killer blade and sturdy as fuck. I go through these, but this one has lasted for about a year. I actually had to use it to pry my hood open tonight after a deer tagged me. Oooh, I should do pictures of that too. The driver side bumper is dented in pretty good.
-Altoids tin. Filled with useful things. More bandaids, butterfly stitches.I have to replace them every few months after I step on my pants and dent it.
-Shitload of pennies. Why do we still have fucking pennies?
-handful of awesome quarters. I like quarters. They buy tiny plastic toys and stickers.
-receipts for Walmart, Hardees, that little Chinese place with the symbol for 1. That Chinese place is the best. For five bucks you get a huge plate of general tso, fried rice, and a sweet tea. I can never eat it all and take home leftovers. Their dinner is more expensive, but their special lo mein has pork, chicken, and beef. I don't get it for lunch because it comes with a side of rice and I don't want so much starch.
-My watch isn't nearly as cool as Affray's. It's a simple black and red punk style I got for maybe 15$ It has digital and analog, because even as an adult, I have difficulty reading analog clocks.
-108 prayer beads I tend to wear everywhere. Probably Buddhist or something. Sonny Chiba wore them in Street Fighter and I wanted some. Also, samurai movies. You guys ever watch Yojimbo? It was the movie Fistful of Dollars was based on. I love both of those movies.
-pen and palm sized notebook. Has a pic of Big Ben on it. Filled with scribbles, stories, and pictures of lewd catgirls. I only like a certain type of pen from the dollar store. They have thick ink that dries fast and a perfect tip.