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#21 Bowsette

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 12:34 AM

I didn't even realise my legs were slightly in the picture.

Welp, looks like you guys now know I am at the very least a human with legs.

Or maybe you stole them and keep them there to trick people.

 

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#22 Elfie

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:34 AM

That's probably what it is. What do you think he is? Cyborg, alien, cyborg alien?


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:56 AM

That's probably what it is. What do you think he is? Cyborg, alien, cyborg alien?

what if he's a cylon?


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:03 AM

*mind blown* x_x


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:06 AM

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:28 AM

if I suddenly stop replying he's found out where I live an


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 08:37 AM

oh the humanity!!!!


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#28 Affray

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 06:31 PM

Or maybe you stole them and keep them there to trick people.

 

I know your game.

Maybe, maybe not.

I am going to do a small thread maybe tonight that will either convince you that I am all man, or that I have more than just trick legs at my disposal...

 

 

That's probably what it is. What do you think he is? Cyborg, alien, cyborg alien?

All natural parts on this man-rig.

Though I can manually dilate my pupils, so I may be part camera and not know it...

 

 

if I suddenly stop replying he's found out where I live an

When I find out where you live you are going to be posting more as opposed to less because of how much more awesome your life becomes.

Funnily enough, I need your mailing address.

For totally not spooky reasons, real ones, with real world purpose.


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#29 Elfie

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 07:01 PM

Half human half camera.. Fun! ;)


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 11:52 PM

Half human half camera.. Fun! ;)

I can think of a few uses for having a built in camera...

 

When I find out where you live you are going to be posting more as opposed to less because of how much more awesome your life becomes.

Funnily enough, I need your mailing address.

For totally not spooky reasons, real ones, with real world purpose.

should I be worried?

 

edit: although at this point I've known you for so many years you're either playing the really really really long con or at this point I have absolutely nothing to worry about.


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Posted 03 April 2015 - 10:34 AM

should I be worried?

 

edit: although at this point I've known you for so many years you're either playing the really really really long con or at this point I have absolutely nothing to worry about.

Though I do enjoy a good long con, you can rest assured of your safety this time.

I need to mail you something.


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Posted 03 April 2015 - 10:59 AM

Though I do enjoy a good long con, you can rest assured of your safety this time.

I need to mail you something.

Alright, I'll pm you my mailing address


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#33 Affray

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Posted 04 April 2015 - 11:27 PM

This one is among my favourites.

Partly because I like the movie (12 monkeys), and partly because it turned out pretty cool looking.

 

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#34 Elfie

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Posted 05 April 2015 - 07:52 AM

That's pretty awesome


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Posted 13 April 2015 - 01:07 PM

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Woot! Love them! They look so great


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#36 Affray

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Posted 13 April 2015 - 03:45 PM

Nice.

Glad they got there in one piece.


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Posted 13 April 2015 - 03:46 PM

I am excited to "attach" them to my bag! Yay! Thank you so much!! I'm so grateful


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#38 Affray

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Posted 13 April 2015 - 03:49 PM

No problem at all.

Everyone needs a little something every once in a while.


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Posted 11 May 2015 - 07:54 PM

It'e been aboot a month, so I think I am due for another post here.

 

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This one was not an easy one.

This picture is more of a rough cut than a finished patch, there are some edges that aren't perfect.

I can't remember what it was for, a boutique maybe.


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Posted 11 May 2015 - 08:03 PM

She is cute as shit.

Very Ms. Bellum esque.


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