I found these hilarious, thought I'd share.
Unconventional Valentine cards
Started by SpleenBeGone, Feb 05 2015 02:02 PM
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 02:02 PM
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 02:25 PM
Dat socks and sandals tho. #Britishfeels.
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 03:07 PM
Is that common there? Yall are monsters.
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 03:17 PM
Mostly amongst old people, rich people and babies.
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 03:28 PM
So...same as the US.
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 03:29 PM
I like the you suck less than most people one.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Tentacular!
Posted 05 February 2015 - 05:13 PM
Spoiler
And two that fit me perfectly
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“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 05:15 PM
Awesome collection, guys.
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Tentacular!
Posted 05 February 2015 - 05:20 PM
And then this
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 05:56 PM
This is awesome.. i'm thinking of who to send these to..
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 06:05 PM
And my personal favorite,
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Posted 05 February 2015 - 11:17 PM
I hate Valentines Day. And Valentines hates me.
The Girl I like lives somewhere in London. (Fuck you Gol)
Probably getting grilled by some Paul McCartney looking mother fucker.
I wonder what I should do on that day?
Fornicate with my PS2 
Sounds like a plan
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 12:55 AM
I hate Valentines Day. And Valentines hates me.
The Girl I like lives somewhere in London. (Fuck you Gol)
Probably getting grilled by some Paul McCartney looking mother fucker.
I wonder what I should do on that day?
Fornicate with my PS2
Hey I look nothing like Paul McCartney ;D
For real though dude, if you like her why not be romantic and swoop into England. It's what I did but in reverse.
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 08:56 AM
How about unconventional valentine's sales pitches?
The place I got my parents urns from sent me that mailer the other day..
Inapprops.
The place I got my parents urns from sent me that mailer the other day..
Inapprops.
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 09:18 AM
This is awesome.. i'm thinking of who to send these to..
Send them to random people you don't know for the best effect.
How about unconventional valentine's sales pitches?
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The place I got my parents urns from sent me that mailer the other day..
Inapprops.
They just sell anything they can.
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 10:12 AM
Jesus fuck that's insensitive and amazing XD
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 11:10 AM
Hey I look nothing like Paul McCartney ;D
For real though dude, if you like her why not be romantic and swoop into England. It's what I did but in reverse.
Oh dear me. A return flight will set me back $2000.
AND HOLY SHIT OUR MEASLY NZ DOLLAR IS WORTH 47 PENCE. DAMNNNN!!!!!!!
She returns in a year. I'm going to have to be a hopeless romantic and wait it out. lol
...... unless the girl next door is keen...... *sly eyes* <o)
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 11:55 AM
Bloody colonial 
trying to dilute the British gene pool.
trying to dilute the British gene pool.
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 01:57 PM
Spleen: Damn, I guess.
I don't even have them switched over yet and they're like "How about some gaudy as fuck jewelery where you can hang some of their remains off your neck, yeah?"
Yeah.. Pass.
Gol: Fuckin, eh, right?
I don't even have them switched over yet and they're like "How about some gaudy as fuck jewelery where you can hang some of their remains off your neck, yeah?"
Yeah.. Pass.
Gol: Fuckin, eh, right?
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