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#21 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 15 January 2015 - 07:13 PM

Imagine leaving the hospital after being in there for a while, and a penis just goes flying out the window.

I hope it landed in someone's drink or something, and that's why they couldn't find it.

Or on a hat.

Imagine if you walked around all day with a dick on your head and didn't know it. 


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Posted 16 January 2015 - 01:18 AM

Wow.. More sexiest comments.. I wonder why. If some women are only good for one thing, then maybe the guys who cheat because the girl isn't giving it up should go after those girls.. Hmm?

Sexiest comments are the worst.

I haven't read any posts following this one but, cheating is never okay no matter what the circumstance or excuse may be.

It's simple, if someone (guy OR girl) wants some sexy fun with someone other than their partner, then they need to break-up with them. Or talk it out and come to understanding, whether it's break-up or not.

I recommend never getting into a situation that could result in you cheating. There are things I haven't done since before I was in my relationship (clubbing/partying), and although being young is apparently about having fun and all that jazz, being in a successful relationship requires compromise and a bit of sacrifice. 

These things shouldn't have to be said. I don't know what's wrong with people.



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Posted 16 January 2015 - 01:30 AM

Wait, sexist comments or sexiest comments? You both used the same spelling so I wasn't sure if it was accidental or not. That 'e' is important.

 

I'm all for sexiest comments. Let's do those all day long. Where's Rob? He's does both kinds pretty well.

 

 

These things shouldn't have to be said. I don't know what's wrong with people.

 

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Posted 16 January 2015 - 02:26 AM

Sexist, oops! Anyway!
Cheating is good, but cutting off a penis isn't really equal punishment.. That's better saved for the scub of the earth. Cheating for sex means you are a simple creature who can't control him or herself. Just fump them and find someone who's better.


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#25 Big_T

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Posted 16 January 2015 - 04:16 AM

Cheating is good, but cutting off a penis isn't really equal punishment.. That's better saved for the scub of the earth. Cheating for sex means you are a simple creature who can't control him or herself. Just fump them and find someone who's better.

Sarcasm?

 

And hey, fumping doesn't always get 'better' with the next someone.



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Posted 16 January 2015 - 08:14 AM

My comments were in jest, though based on real-life events =)

Nowhere have I (intentionally) implied that treating a woman like anything other than a queen, is acceptable.

That and, judging anyone at a single glance, and/or without knowing them, isn't so mature.

 

Textual discussions loose context too easily. -__-

Don't worry, we're not judging him based on one comment.

 

There's been a whole bunch of stupid shit coming out of him recently.


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Posted 16 January 2015 - 10:26 PM

Ever think your sexist bigotry is probably contributing to them becoming "freaks" in the first place? No? 

Yeah, when NPH says it, it gets him an Emmy.  I repeat it and I'm the sexist.

 


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 05:18 AM

Yeah, when NPH says it, it gets him an Emmy.  I repeat it and I'm the sexist.

 

Yes. You are. The world is sexist and you're contributing to it. How about for once you apologise to the female members you may have offended and think before you speak. As you seem to have not noticed, people are getting tired of it.



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 09:31 AM

Wait did she cut off the whole cock and bollocks, or just the actual penis part?



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:22 PM

Squaid, asking the important questions. 


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:34 PM

One time I guess a guy had penis cancer and it had to be removed. He got into a relationship with a woman and she wanted to have sex. So he had his middle finger cut off, bones and stuff removed, and attached to replace his penis.. They were able to connect everything correctly and it really works.. Doesn't spit though


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:39 PM

One time I guess a guy had penis cancer and it had to be removed. He got into a relationship with a woman and she wanted to have sex. So he had his middle finger cut off, bones and stuff removed, and attached to replace his penis.. They were able to connect everything correctly and it really works.. Doesn't spit though

Isn't it testicular cancer? Hahaha! :D I don't think there is something called penis cancer :P

 

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Just wondering...



#33 Elfie

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:42 PM

Maybe it spread, but I swear he had a finger for a penis


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:52 PM

Maybe it spread, but I swear he had a finger for a penis

So he could only finger bang.


It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:59 PM

Pretty much, and it was only the size of a finger.. Now I'm not judging, but that would suck big time.


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 02:59 PM

So he could only finger bang.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

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Posted 17 January 2015 - 03:11 PM

Pretty much, and it was only the size of a finger.. Now I'm not judging, but that would suck big time.

Yeah, fingers sort of lose their edge when they don't have joints and dexterity.


It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 03:19 PM

Or that's the grand finale haha tadah!


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Posted 17 January 2015 - 04:16 PM

Wait does he have to clip his nails? Like his penis nail?



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Posted 17 January 2015 - 04:19 PM

Penis nail Bahahaha


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