If you two have a good relationship, you sound like Usagi and Chibi-usa.
Shit Your Parents Say
#21
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:09 PM
#22
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:16 PM
If you two have a good relationship, you sound like Usagi and Chibi-usa.
we get along well... but I still hid the cookies in my room again
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#23
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:17 PM
Yeah.
You sound exactly like Chibi-usa.
#24
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:20 PM
hahaha thanks?!
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#25
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:26 PM
She talks about Usagi in the end of the third movie, I believe. She complains that Usagi eats all her sweets, and then says that she guesses it's fair, 'cause she does the same thing.
It's super sweet.
#26
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:30 PM
ok I guess that true.. my mum really likes her sweets. whenever I got out in the evening she asks me "do you you plan to go by the store, can you bring me some maltesers?" and we practically live next to the store
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#27
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:31 PM
In her defense, Maltesears are the shit.
#28
Posted 23 December 2014 - 04:52 PM
other of many exchanges between a multitude of
strangers, acquaintances, friends, or enemies all around.”
#29
Posted 24 December 2014 - 01:58 AM
In her defense, Maltesears are the shit.
true.. even though i'm pretty sure it's not swiss chocolate.. ^^
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#30
Posted 24 December 2014 - 04:42 AM
I was so disappointed in what the Americans have for Maltesers. I mean, they're nice but...okay seriously the fuck is wrong with your chocolate?
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#31
Posted 24 December 2014 - 06:54 AM
Hershey's.
Although I will say I hate Cadbury chocolate.
Sorry.
#32
Posted 24 December 2014 - 05:12 PM
I was so disappointed in what the Americans have for Maltesers. I mean, they're nice but...okay seriously the fuck is wrong with your chocolate?
are maltesers in america different from the ones in europe?
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#33
Posted 26 December 2014 - 06:25 AM
We don't have them, normally.
We have "malted milk balls."
They are inferior.
#34
Posted 26 December 2014 - 10:48 AM
I was so disappointed in what the Americans have for Maltesers. I mean, they're nice but...okay seriously the fuck is wrong with your chocolate?
Well, if the FDA didn't ban Kinder Surprise eggs in America, I'd buy a case every Christmas.
I got a few in Germany/Austria when I visited those two countries as part of a high school trip.
#35
Posted 26 December 2014 - 11:16 AM
A few days ago my whole family found out that my sister is pregnant.
Me, my mom, my dad, and my other sister were all called over for a little chit chat and were collectively told the news.
My mom was half asleep and startled awake like she was being attacked by bees then said "Wait, what? When the fuck did this happen?".
My other sister called the pregnant sister a big ole slut and punched her in the arm.
My dad said "Hmmmm.", and continued reading an article on his computer.
When I got to the house I immediately asked who was pregnant, because my family doesn't call meetings for anything less than pregnancy or a rumble, so I kind of knew what the news was before I got there.
After a few minutes of talking about various things pertaining to her situation my pregnant sister asks my dad "Are you feeling alright over there?".
He hadn't said a single word the whole time, which is not out of character for him even when big stuff isn't happening.
Then he replies with "Me? I feel fine. I'm not the one who's got a parasite in their womb. I'm going out to the garage if anyone needs me."
Then he gets up, leaves the house, and goes to the garage for the next few hours to fuck around with stuff.
My dad is one of two people depending on the day.
He is either the guy who everyone assumes is angry all the time when he is really just sitting there listening to what everyone else is saying.
Or he is the guy who cracks slavery jokes with his black friends and gets naked at parties.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#36
Posted 28 December 2014 - 07:11 PM
Man, your dad sounds like Margaret Sanger. (Supported abortion as a means of getting rid of black people, seriously.)
#37
Posted 28 December 2014 - 08:29 PM
Man, your dad sounds like Margaret Sanger. (Supported abortion as a means of getting rid of black people, seriously.)
Because he cracks slavery jokes with his black friends, or because he treats pregnancy with a fairly high level of sarcasm?
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#38
Posted 28 December 2014 - 08:30 PM
Because he cracks slavery jokes with his black friends, or because he treats pregnancy with a fairly high level of sarcasm?
Both?
#39
Posted 28 December 2014 - 08:34 PM
Well he likes black people just fine and I don't think he plans on trying to eradicate them as a race.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#40
Posted 28 December 2014 - 09:13 PM
Well he likes black people just fine and I don't think he plans on trying to eradicate them as a race.
Well, he described a baby as a parasite (a common refrain of the really pro-choice people) and the bit about said racist jokes. My brain works that way sometimes. I'm a super ball in a labyrinth.