Don't you love romantic comedies with lovey-dovey heartfelt romance? Me neither. Fuck that. Fuck it in its puckered pink arse hole.
Anywho, here's something I hammered out yesterday. A heart pounding romance? Tear jerking moments of tenderness that will make you wanna suplex a kitten? Back stories that will make you hope someone gonna get stabbed? Genre savvy, whip-smart characters with hilarious dialog? Well, I don't know if this has any of those things, but it does have words put in semi-coherent order! You want commas? I'll overuse the hell out of those! Capital Letters Everywhere!
So when he meets Maeve, the woman of his dreams, who is firmly anti-love, he doesn't know what to do. And his heart grows even more confused when she lies and announces him as her boyfriend in front of her family. Is it a dream? A nightmare? 'This is my (fake) boyfriend!'