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[SpleenBeGone]

Ever a sucker for maps and data, I thought yall might like these too.

 

[Wolf]

I'm an ass man, personally

 

just my two cheeks cents

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Why is America so anti boob?!

[Calvary]

I'd much rather get them both and then some >.>

[SpleenBeGone]

I don't think we're anti-boob, we just stare at butts more.

I think it's the yoga pants. 

[Big_Willie_Styles]

I'm guessing because the issue here is that "anal" gets grouped with "butt" while few people looking up video porn look for "boobs" specifically.

[Calvary]

I don't think we're anti-boob, we just stare at butts more.

I think it's the yoga pants. 

 

 

The world's greatest fashion movement was when women decided they were gonna wear yoga pants without anything over them. 

[SpleenBeGone]

I'm guessing because the issue here is that "anal" gets grouped with "butt" while few people looking up video porn look for "boobs" specifically.

Although I can't say for certain, the gist I'm getting from their site is that this is for "boobs" and "butts" as keywords specifically, not grouping together different things. 

Sadly I can't post the actual link, because google ads frowns on that. I can however post plenty of heat maps! 

 

Expanding on what I already posted, here's a few more maps.

[Elfie]

I'm in the right country if America is all about butts

[Affray]

I do enjoy a naughty map, and you brought me many good sir.

Knowing how popular anything is worldwide always peaks my interest, and this is no different.

[Elfie]

Hahaha when people say they like legs.. What kind of legs.. Is there a general type or is it all different

[No-Danico]

 

I'm a leg man in real life, but there's not really a good way to center porn around that.

 

 

Hahaha when people say they like legs.. What kind of legs.. Is there a general type or is it all different

 

I'll field this one. Only boobs are all good. A-GG, it's alright. (I need to find that picture from Heaven's Lost Property when the dead grandfather says all boobs are good for this one.)

 

All legs are not equal. Picture a femme fatale walking into a smokey private eye's office. Legs that run for days. Plump and shapely. Toned and firmed. Lickable. NIbblable. Now, all legs can be good, just like some boobs can be bad, but there's a much, much narrower Goldilocks' zone for legs.

 

Now feet? Feet, I don't understand. Girls can have cute feet, but I can't day I've ever felt any attraction to them. They look great in stockings or fishnets, though. 

[Krankykoala]

What he said ^

 

Although I am probably one of the few to disagree about boob sizes. IMO there is a such thing as too big. Small to big are fantastic, as long as there is a handful, but there comes a point where it is too much. I cannot well define this point, just assure you that it exists.

[The Robstar]

No surprise that NZ is a boobs place.

 

The stereotypical bloke is a manly mans man who drinks beer, sheers sheep and wears gumboots.

 

 

The only butts they're interested in is who's they can kick.

 

Homosexuality has only been embraced in the bigger cities.

 

Walk around my town in a dress you will be beat up indefinitely by the insensitive dicks.

[Elfie]

I'm short my legs end, and in my opinion not attractive.. But I have had many a compliments on my butt. It's like magnet..
I'm adverage on boobs they are there and they aren't square

[Krankykoala]

I'm short my legs end, and in my opinion not attractive.. But I have had many a compliments on my butt. It's like magnet..
I'm adverage on boobs they are there and they aren't square

Two out of three ain't bad. Good for you

[Silver_rose]

What he said ^

 

Although I am probably one of the few to disagree about boob sizes. IMO there is a such thing as too big. Small to big are fantastic, as long as there is a handful, but there comes a point where it is too much. I cannot well define this point, just assure you that it exists.

 

I think they become too much when you can make a hat out of a bra cup...

I know from experience.

 

Also, Africa loves dem butts.

[No-Danico]

More than a handful is a handful. BIg boobs are fun, but I've begun to notice as I grew older that girls my age are starting to sag. Nothing major. I just have to keep dating high schoolers. (I can joke about that because I haven't done it this year.)

 

I'm short my legs end, and in my opinion not attractive.. But I have had many a compliments on my butt. It's like magnet..
I'm adverage on boobs they are there and they aren't square

 

They're not what? Square? I don't get that last sentence, Elf.

[Elfie]

It's a joke, purely there because it rhymes. And how old are you? I'm 26, so that thought sounds ridiculous. They are babies! They know nothing of life

[No-Danico]

It's a joke, purely there because it rhymes. And how old are you? I'm 26, so that thought sounds ridiculous. They are babies! They know nothing of life

 

Gotchya. I just turned 28 a few weeks ago. And I teach them about life, come on!

 

Does anyone remember the dating formula from that one movie? 28/2+7, so the youngest I should date is 21? Shit.