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#41 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 17 December 2014 - 07:20 AM

So I just date the really, really stupid ones. Problem solved.

Don't do it. Trust me, there's such a thing as too stupid to fuck.

 

 

Also, I love how many posts this thread got. I know how to get yall posting now. :lol:


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Posted 17 December 2014 - 07:43 AM

Hey there, I have to admit that girls do mature faster. Physically and yah know, emotionally.

That's the only way to explain why all the girls roll their eyes as the freshman boys have nosepicking battles...

Seriously....That's disgusting...


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Posted 17 December 2014 - 09:29 AM

I wonder why that is


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Posted 17 December 2014 - 10:21 AM

Also, Africa loves dem butts.

I was going to say this too! South Africa's got a bunch of perverts. We're all a bunch of perverts.



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Posted 17 December 2014 - 10:28 AM

I can't help but notice that you rookies think boobs can be too big. Pfft no such thing.



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Posted 17 December 2014 - 12:10 PM

I can't help but notice that you rookies think boobs can be too big. Pfft no such thing.

Fake ones can. But real ones never can.

 

See Siri. Or Lucy Pinder.


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Posted 17 December 2014 - 12:25 PM

Fake ones can. But real ones never can.

 

See Siri. Or Lucy Pinder.

At first I thought you meant Apple's Siri, then I googled it. They're big but they sag so much and I can only imagine doing any sort of physical activity must suck.

 

I always liked the look of smaller boobs, they look dainty and feminine.



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Posted 17 December 2014 - 12:41 PM

Hey there, I have to admit that girls do mature faster. Physically and yah know, emotionally.
That's the only way to explain why all the girls roll their eyes as the freshman boys have nosepicking battles...
Seriously....That's disgusting...

Rolling your eyes at another person's definition of fun is not a sign of maturity. Sure I don't do nose picking battles but I've had so many supposedly mature girls roll their eyes at me for what I like that I used to have low self esteem.
It's a sign of having different tastes and expressing that, nothing more. What's more mature is respecting other people, something I rarely see from girls tbh. Why do ya think I'm normally more into guys than girls. Guys actually treat me more like an equal. That's mature.

Also, I agree with the Leafy one on the smaller boobs. They're cute.
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Posted 17 December 2014 - 01:04 PM

A body is perfect when natural. Big, small.. It's all great. My only blah is fake body parts.. Come on!


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Posted 17 December 2014 - 02:38 PM

Don't do it. Trust me, there's such a thing as too stupid to fuck.

 

 

Also, I love how many posts this thread got. I know how to get yall posting now. :lol:

 

Okay, so when I gotta slip my dick through her protective football helmet's face mask for a BJ she's officially too stupid for me.

 

At first I thought you meant Apple's Siri, then I googled it. They're big but they sag so much and I can only imagine doing any sort of physical activity must suck.

 

I always liked the look of smaller boobs, they look dainty and feminine.

 

Siri's (I had to Google too) are pretty. Soft and pretty and soft. Little ones are pretty too, so what's the problem? Boobs are alright. Boobs are justice.


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#51 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 17 December 2014 - 02:46 PM

Rachel Aldana or bust. If you'll pardon the pun.



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Posted 17 December 2014 - 08:36 PM

Rolling your eyes at another person's definition of fun is not a sign of maturity. Sure I don't do nose picking battles but I've had so many supposedly mature girls roll their eyes at me for what I like that I used to have low self esteem.
It's a sign of having different tastes and expressing that, nothing more. What's more mature is respecting other people, something I rarely see from girls tbh. Why do ya think I'm normally more into guys than girls. Guys actually treat me more like an equal. That's mature.

Thank you.

 

I'm called immature every day, and if I took every claim seriously, I'd be weeping in a corner right now.

 

It's also a lesson I'm trying to learn. I try to force my opinion on other people when I should respect whatever intolerably ignorant opinions they have.



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Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:04 AM

Fun fact for you all, the ideal body type for most men as small and thin comes from a Greco-Roman tradition. The notion was that these women were shaped like litte boys, who are supposed to be naive and pure. Romans sure loved their catamites and that love seeped into how they found women attractive. Apparently quite a few people never got over that ;D

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:07 AM

I'm 5'1".. Are you saying I look like a virgin boy


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Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:14 AM

I like butts..

 

I also like to look at boobs.. in a purely scientific manner of course. It's just something I find interesting to look at ^^


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Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:21 AM

I think the female body is a masterpiece and very sexy. I'm straight, but I'd dabble for fun. Female bodies are just.. I have no words


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Posted 19 December 2014 - 08:11 PM

I'm only gonna add that if she has watermelon crushing thighs...she's a keeper.

 

Giggidy

 

And I have told tons of young girls that they seem mature for their age, because they eat that shit up. Just like older women being told they seem youthful and bubbly. The stereotype has been nurtured so that men can lie to women and they will be more likely to believe it. It's a form of social evolution. Like, assuming young girls are old enough to drink. It makes them feel good because they seem older and it also gets them shitfaced.


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Posted 19 December 2014 - 08:42 PM

Hahaha that's REALLY awful. But girls wear water bras, padded pants and cake on make up to change how they look. So I guess a lie for a lie. Or maybe it's closer to, oh yea babe, I totally got off, or its soo big. Right?


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Posted 19 December 2014 - 09:29 PM

I think the female body is a masterpiece and very sexy. I'm straight, but I'd dabble for fun. Female bodies are just.. I have no words

soft, cuddly, and fun to squeeze?

Yep....


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Posted 19 December 2014 - 09:34 PM

It literally creates life, it's like an ecosystem. If feeds the life it creates. It's curvy, soft skin, delicate features, voices sound like singing. I mean for real!


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