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[Bowsette]

Half your age plus seven.

[Elfie]

21 is not high school where I'm from. Hahaha

[No-Danico]

So I just date the really, really stupid ones. Problem solved.

[Elfie]

Hahaha

[Sophientis]

There are no stomach charts? Why not? -whine-

[Elfie]

What about arms? Arms can be by far the sexiest feature on a man

[The Robstar]

Half your age plus seven.

Who made up that bollocks rule?

 

Older than 18, then sweet as.

[Elfie]

I wouldn't be with a 20 year old.. That's too young

[Affray]

Who made up that bollocks rule?

 

Older than 18, then sweet as.

I would have to agree with Rob here.

Over the age of consent and away we go.

Obviously most people wouldn't bother with young, immature mates.

Age, however, is not always a deciding factor in maturity.

[Elfie]

You are right, but let's be honest. Boys tend to mature slower than girls. I have kids. I want someone I can talk to. Get lost in conversations with, be able to relate to. I'm not gonna find that with a young buck. I'm gonna get a guy who has no rhythm, and no real life experience. (No offence to the young ones). I don't just sleep around. I can do it myself better.

[BloodPrince 2.0]

Maybe most girls might do that, but that just proves I haven't met most girls. Just the other part that constantly mature in the negative direction - Sacramento seems full to the brim of these. I guess that's why I go online, here's where the smart ones hide out.

[No-Danico]

Maybe most girls might do that, but that just proves I haven't met most girls. Just the other part that constantly mature in the negative direction - Sacramento seems full to the brim of these. I guess that's why I go online, here's where the smart ones hide out.

 

I joke about the high school thing, but as a general rule, stay away from high schoolers. Even the mature ones are idiots at that age. No offense to any high school kids here. I was there. There are nights where I can't sleep, and my twisted brain will pop a painful memory from high school into my head, pouring salt on an old wound.

 

Also, 100% of the smart high school girls you have met online were 30 year old men in basements. Even the nudes you have are from these people who stole them from cellphones

 

You are right, but let's be honest. Boys tend to mature slower than girls. I have kids. I want someone I can talk to. Get lost in conversations with, be able to relate to. I'm not gonna find that with a young buck. I'm gonna get a guy who has no rhythm, and no real life experience. (No offence to the young ones). I don't just sleep around. I can do it myself better.

 

Of course, I'm not necessarily looking for that. I don't want kids in the mid future. I don't have any to raise now. If I were looking, I would hunt for older women. That's been my rule since I was in my early twenties and the only ones interested in me were the older ones anyway.

 

Young guys might suck in bed, and I can't say much about their learning curve, but younger girls can pick up things pretty quickly. And some times, you don't need them to do anything at all, ifyaknowwhatImean

[Affray]

 And some times, you don't need them to do anything at all, ifyaknowwhatImean

I am thoroughly enjoying that we are both on the same page and using the same lingo.

[No-Danico]

Oh, my secret Canadian brother...

[Big_Willie_Styles]

I like boobs more than ass. The real question is, real or fake? (Ha, we all know real wins that.)  And how big before the fake becomes a parody?

[BloodPrince 2.0]

I joke about the high school thing, but as a general rule, stay away from high schoolers. Even the mature ones are idiots at that age. No offense to any high school kids here. I was there. There are nights where I can't sleep, and my twisted brain will pop a painful memory from high school into my head, pouring salt on an old wound.
 
Also, 100% of the smart high school girls you have met online were 30 year old men in basements. Even the nudes you have are from these people who stole them from cellphones

I never said I met smart high schoolers online Smart girls I've met were usually way older than myself. As for actual high schooler girls, meh.. it all depends on the girl, but normally they don't interest me. So even those gramps are doing a bad job role playing as girls.

[Elfie]

I've also been a mom since 18. I've never had a chance to date stupid. I did once and learned my lesson. I've had to start my whole life, belongings and all over a few times so my view point is very much adulthood. I have a house, and two dogs, three kids. I got to school events, and kid birthday parties. Haha the only room I have for fun is at the end of the night. When I smoke myself stupid and go to bed hahahaha that's it, maybe a glass of wine. I am uptight sometimes and I hate it. But kids need structure and rules. You gotta be consistent with the rules. So I'm not as fun as younger girls. I am adult fun

[BloodPrince 2.0]

I might be a bit envious of your kids, haha

[Elfie]

Hahaha thanks prince. I hope I'm doing it right. I only do it because I wa my kids to grow up with a good idea of right and wrong, and a wany to do right. I want them to be successfully happy. I'm strict, but only to a point, I try to make sure there's room for healthy childhood antics. Being a mom is hard. I need a beach vacation, where I can look lounge around in a swimsuit and show of my pale skin (one of my best features) and drink beer, and smoke.. Whenever, read whenever, buy some new dice. Ya know relax

[Calvary]

I tell you what, Danico was spot on with the legs goldilocks zone...I'm only gonna add that if she has watermelon crushing thighs...she's a keeper. Also on the subject of age, I've found from experience that girls maturing earlier is a big steamy pile of horseshit -u- I definitely prefer being younger in my relationship it evens everything out :3