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[Sophientis]

Ok, I don't think there's a topic for this yet, so I'm gonna try. What cool quotes have you ever found?

Here's one:

If you're gonna act like a turd, go lay in the yard.

[Calvary]

Empty vessels make the most sound, is one of my favourites.

[Sophientis]

That's pretty cool! Is that from a book?

[Calvary]

I think it's an Eastern European saying but I heard it from some crazy old guy at a warehouse I used to work in.

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Hating someone is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. -Buddha, or maybe just some other fat guy.

[BloodPrince 2.0]

Hate is just love with its back turned. I love using that on people who hate me.

[Sophientis]

You know what I like? You're Signature. (Sorry Off topic, but it's just so Interesting...It's AoT, right? Of course it is ))

[No-Danico]

I think it's an Eastern European saying but I heard it from some crazy old guy at a warehouse I used to work in.

 

Crazy old guys do say the best things.

 

'Get out of my head, Wayne Gretzky!'

 

'I once started a dildo company with a shark. He stole in and turned Nickelodeon into a cartoon channel.'

 

'Coke and Pepsi are the same thing in different colored cans!'

[BloodPrince 2.0]

Ikr, I love gifs from those two. They're procerperficio (Cim) and alternatefiction (Eva) on tumblr and they do a lot of cosplay together, particularly Eren and Levi from AoT. You should check them out if you like this sort of thing.
The gif I'm using actually has a pretty cute story behind it. It was their first kiss, and that was when they first figured out that their affections weren't unrequited after months of crushing on each other secretly. After that they finally became girlfriends. I think they're pretty adorable, and it sure doesn't hurt that they cosplay my otp.

[SpleenBeGone]

One I heard from my grandpa which is quite the opposite of most quotes about questions.

"It's better to ask a question and look stupid, rather than look smart and be stupid."

 

Also, one that makes me laugh.

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink."

"No, but you can hold that fuckers head underwater until he drowns."

[Sophientis]

That's so cuuuute!! I mean, not you spleen...Danico's two cosplayers. You could be cute too, Spleen. I could um...Put sparkles...All over you...?

[Elfie]

"To argue with a fool creates two fools"

[The Robstar]

"Now if you want something, whether it be a job or a woman - I will determinedly, resolutely, remove anything that's in my way, until I possess the object of my desire."   

[Sophientis]

"Not many have the right to say that they understand, but when they do, hold fast to them, and let them help you."

[BloodPrince 2.0]

"I don't think, I just do. If you want to become like me you have to stop thinking."

That's so cuuuute!! I mean, not you spleen...Danico's two cosplayers. You could be cute too, Spleen. I could um...Put sparkles...All over you...?

I think you mean me, the bloody salad. haha (but yeah Spleen's cute. although you didn't hear that from me. cough)

[Sophientis]

Agh! I'm sorry Prince! I kept thinking about Danico and his cat fetish, because Kitty kept clawing me.

[BloodPrince 2.0]

Cat fetish?

[Sophientis]

Well, he seems to like cats, and cat-girls a whole bunch...So...I thought that it was a thing...And it popped up in my head cause..You know...Cats..

[No-Danico]

"I love cats and have a fetish for catgirls, but those are two different things entirely."

 

-Dustin C. Stone

[BloodPrince 2.0]

Bahahahaha okay, we get it, dude. Seems close enough to a cat fetish anyway.
Btw, 51N1573R, more off topic, your name's quite a handful to type out. Can I shorten it or something?