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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I have been doing laundry down three flights of stairs for 4 days now.

My bed is so uncomfortable I toss and turn all night.

I haven't slept in 3 days..

My whole body hurts so much..I just spent 30 minutes doubled over in tears on the couch..

I need a vacation so bad..

[Calvary]

Aww Flippy! D=

Come to London, I will buy you a cup of Twinings tea and a monocle.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Thanks for the sentiment, I appreciate it.




In other news, this is how my day went today.

I've STILL been doing laundry..again..all day..
The washer 'walked' across the room and I had to push it back on cinderblocks.
I am 5'3".. it was quite difficult.

Then the dryer kept opening up to the point I had to barricade it shut to get anything dried.
So 6 hours of laundry quickly turned into 9.

I finally got the backroom clean as per requested by the landlord so he could spray to which he replied "Oh, just put everything back.. if you get bit again then we'll spray."

He already told us that before the last time we got bit.
Apparently only the skanky whores in the building that will suck his dego prick get to be fumigated.

And after all that, he calls up here because his sink is backing up.
Asking if we'll please not use the kitchen sink this evening..
He asked as we were eating dinner with a sink-full of dirty dishes to wash after.
Fine..
Whatever..

Kicker is, apparently the bathroom sink is also connected.
So now, I can't wash the dishes.. nor can I wash my hands after taking a piss.

Oh wait.. I can use the bathtub.. HOORAY

Hey, that'll make brushing my teeth a fucking joy.

Oh, and my alcoholic pencil-prick father fell through the back room window.. so that needs to be replaced too.


PLEASE SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOT ME
KTHNX

[Calvary]

Seriously sounds like you need to think about relocating dear. Although I don't think you need me to tell you that?