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#61 SushiKitten

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Posted 12 December 2014 - 04:40 PM

Wait, did you not have braces?

I had braces at the time yeah, haha. I have no idea what having a dick feels like, like if you could tell the difference between teeth or metal wires scraping against it.

 

I'm the polar opposite, I will receive but not give because...it's just the texture man, something about it really irks me. But I am working on it. :B

Oral is weird, we're literally putting probably the grossest parts of someone else's body in and around our mouth. It's hard to do if you think about it too much.



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 05:02 PM

That's it, additionally the idea of ingesting jizz of either sex makes me physically gag. Two big obstacles right there.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 05:16 PM

I had braces at the time yeah, haha. I have no idea what having a dick feels like, like if you could tell the difference between teeth or metal wires scraping against it.

 

Oral is weird, we're literally putting probably the grossest parts of someone else's body in and around our mouth. It's hard to do if you think about it too much.

Technically the mouth IS the grossest part of the body, it has the highest area/bacteria ratio, even if you brush 3 times a day and floss often. That's why I find kissing a bit odd. I like it, but still. "Here, let me throw my tongue demons into you and let them meet your tongue demons"


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 05:18 PM

Pfffff. Gay.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:06 PM

Oral is weird, we're literally putting probably the grossest parts of someone else's body in and around our mouth. It's hard to do if you think about it too much.

That's it, additionally the idea of ingesting jizz of either sex makes me physically gag. Two big obstacles right there.

 

ok I have to ask you two

 

If you can stand the idea of having a penis (a human body part) being stuck into a vagina (another human body part). How is the idea of having a tongue (a different human body part) being placed on or in a vagina, repulsive?

 

I personally don't think the vagina or penis are the grossest part of our bodies and Lisbeth makes a great point about the mouth and kissing. I could safely say the vagina is the cleanest of body parts as it goes through self cleaning every month.

 

I just want to understand why you think genitalia is so gross.


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:41 PM

Technically the mouth IS the grossest part of the body, it has the highest area/bacteria ratio, even if you brush 3 times a day and floss often. That's why I find kissing a bit odd. I like it, but still. "Here, let me throw my tongue demons into you and let them meet your tongue demons"

 

 

 

ok I have to ask you two

 

If you can stand the idea of having a penis (a human body part) being stuck into a vagina (another human body part). How is the idea of having a tongue (a different human body part) being placed on or in a vagina, repulsive?

 

I personally don't think the vagina or penis are the grossest part of our bodies and Lisbeth makes a great point about the mouth and kissing. I could safely say the vagina is the cleanest of body parts as it goes through self cleaning every month.

 

I just want to understand why you think genitalia is so gross.

 

The vagina is basically a wound that never heals. And you know how animals lick wounds instinctively to clean them? It's alllllll nature, babycakes.

 

That being said, I have absolutely no problem going down on a girl. I also have no problem with blowjobs. 'Oh, no. Don't suck my dick,' said no one ever. I didn't even know that was a problem, guys not wanting to get blown. I always saw it as mutual play, you know?

 

Gol, I can see you not being into pee or poop, but other secretions and ejaculates don't bother me so much.

 

OH! Is this why the U.K. just banned female ejaculation in porn? I was wondering about that one when I heard it. Squirters are like unicorns, man!


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:51 PM

Squirters are like unicorns, man!

When you find one you just want to fuck it relentlessly?


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 07:59 PM

When you find one you just want to fuck it relentlessly?

 

Shit, you don't?


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:02 PM

ok I have to ask you two

 

If you can stand the idea of having a penis (a human body part) being stuck into a vagina (another human body part). How is the idea of having a tongue (a different human body part) being placed on or in a vagina, repulsive?

 

I personally don't think the vagina or penis are the grossest part of our bodies and Lisbeth makes a great point about the mouth and kissing. I could safely say the vagina is the cleanest of body parts as it goes through self cleaning every month.

 

I just want to understand why you think genitalia is so gross.

I guess when I say gross, I mean scent and taste, my vagina can't spell or taste a penis. Kissing good point too, god knows how many germs are in a mouth but I don't know, I guess we consider it cleaner than genitalia, even if it's not. 



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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:14 PM

...my vagina can't spell or taste a penis.

 

Your vagina is dumb. It's only five letters.

 

Look, if you really wanna know, your butt hole is right next door and will be infinitely worse than anything your vagina could be. That's what you should really be worried about. 

 

Sex is supposed to be sweaty and nasty. Honest to fucking God, by the time things are done every bit of both bodies should be sticky and greasy and in need of a shower. Don't over think things. Unless your boyfriend has actually said something, then he sees you as a goddess. If he has, well that's stupid. Guys are way more gross than girls. 


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Posted 12 December 2014 - 08:51 PM

Guys are way more gross than girls. 

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 04:11 AM

 

 

 

The vagina is basically a wound that never heals. And you know how animals lick wounds instinctively to clean them? It's alllllll nature, babycakes.

 

That being said, I have absolutely no problem going down on a girl. I also have no problem with blowjobs. 'Oh, no. Don't suck my dick,' said no one ever. I didn't even know that was a problem, guys not wanting to get blown. I always saw it as mutual play, you know?

 

Gol, I can see you not being into pee or poop, but other secretions and ejaculates don't bother me so much.

 

OH! Is this why the U.K. just banned female ejaculation in porn? I was wondering about that one when I heard it. Squirters are like unicorns, man!

 

The UK banned female squirting because the board of certification was unsure whether female ejaculate contains piss or not. Why the fuck it matters if there's piss in there I don't know.

 

 

ok I have to ask you two

 

If you can stand the idea of having a penis (a human body part) being stuck into a vagina (another human body part). How is the idea of having a tongue (a different human body part) being placed on or in a vagina, repulsive?

 

I personally don't think the vagina or penis are the grossest part of our bodies and Lisbeth makes a great point about the mouth and kissing. I could safely say the vagina is the cleanest of body parts as it goes through self cleaning every month.

 

I just want to understand why you think genitalia is so gross.

 

I never said it was rational. As I said before it's just something about the texture of the pussy mixed with the notion of getting ejaculate all in my mouth. In principle sure, I should enjoy it and in terms of mutual reciprocation I definitely should have given it more of a whack. I have tried and I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

 

 

Fortunately I think I more than make up for any lack of tongue action. >.> If there's any doubt over that I'm sure Otter could chip in.


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Posted 13 December 2014 - 06:40 AM

Sex is super fun! I enjoy giving BJ's because I like to make guys squirm. They are like putty in your hands. I have always had a bit of an issue with the favor being returned. Maybe if a girl did it, it would be better. But I don't see what all the fuss is about. I like being choked. That's kinda weird right? I really like it haha tied up, blind folded, I like role playing, dirty talk. Spanked, scratched. Haha sex is a time where I don't have to worry about being modest. I love it. Sex is my favorite thing to do. Watching people touch themselves is a HUGE turn on. Especially candid. If it's natural and organic (usually when they don't know) it's so sexy. That's my weirdest thing. I'm a peeping Tom of self love


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Posted 14 December 2014 - 11:55 AM

I object.

I concur. As a transman who can see both sides, female bodies are grosser than male bodies hands-down, no contest.


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Posted 14 December 2014 - 11:56 AM

The UK banned female squirting because the board of certification was unsure whether female ejaculate contains piss or not. Why the fuck it matters if there's piss in there I don't know.

Wait, what?

 

 

Watching people touch themselves is a HUGE turn on. Especially candid.

This. Absolutely.


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Posted 14 December 2014 - 01:01 PM

It's unbelieve sexy to truly watch someone get their own. And if they don't know, they are in their own, they move, make noise, like no one is around. You get to experience the real O


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Posted 14 December 2014 - 03:09 PM

Sympa, mhmm. Being bi, I'm not entirely sure which one I find more gross but yeah I doubt it's guys.
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