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[Champion of Cyrodiil]

Her: ***clicks Play button on Hulu and walks back to the couch***

Me: "You left the mouse finger over top of the UI controls." (Leaves buttons showing on full screen)

Her: ***moves mouse three inches to the right, just perfectly over the slider and then stares at the screen angrily as the controls do not fade***

Me: "It's still on the slider. You have to move the cursor off of all the control panels for it to fade."

Her: "I KNOW! You don't have to be so condescending."

[Sophientis]

It's a girl thing.

 

If it's something as obvious as that, so obvious that she would know, don't point it out. It's rude in our eyes.

 

I mean, don't even help her unless she asks, or else she'll take it as "He thinks I need help because I'm a girl, or because he thinks I'm dumb".

 

It doesn't mean you shouldn't help. It's good to help people, just not at the wrong times.

 

Sorry if she was mean to you.

[SpleenBeGone]

More of "Why you shouldn't watch movies with a cunt." I think.

[Calvary]

More of "Why you shouldn't watch movies with a cunt." I think.

 

This is the most out of character thing I've ever seen you say in the two plus years I've been here. XD

[SpleenBeGone]

Have you been having lady problems, chief? 

None at all actually.

 

 

This is the most out of character thing I've ever seen you say in the two plus years I've been here. XD

Every so often I have to say something to keep people on their toes. 

[The Robstar]

I'm a gentleman so I'll let her watch whatever she wants. 

 

I'll just use the laptop

[cassXgoesXmeow]

Bitches be dumb.

[Affray]

More of "Why you shouldn't watch movies with a cunt." I think.

I spit iced tea all over the goddamn place because of this shit.

Just when I think I have someone figured out they flip the goddamn table on me and spill my collected bits of understanding all over the goddamn floor.

 

As for the stupid female nonsense, it is nothing more than that.

Call it sexist, call it divine understanding, but women can go from zero to fucked in the head in a matter of two seconds.

They seem to be doing this weird balancing act between feeling insecure about every facet of their entire being, and being forcefully aggressive about how unfair the world is.

 

Worst case scenario, say you are going out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

[SpleenBeGone]

I'm glad I could be of entertainment. >.>

[Bowsette]

Worst case scenario, say you are going out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

Mah daddy never came back cuz I shot him

[Mister Sympa]

Affray's totally right. I may be trans, but I'm female enough to be subject to said rabid insanity.

 

It's not fun on either end.

 

I can tell the difference between tired-me and period-me by body count and apologies. Period me feels no remorse.

[idk]

god fucking damn this thread is going to cost me all of my "likes"