43 replies to this topic

[Sethre]

Boooooo. I'll give you a popsicle? Packet of brownish-half used stockings for those newly shaved smashing lookin legs?

No.

[cassXgoesXmeow]

Don't shave your legs.

[Akiyo]

No.

Haha xD 

[Matty_poo]

Don't shave your legs.

You can't tell me what to do!

[cassXgoesXmeow]

You can shave your legs. They feel really nice when you get into bed and when you put on pants.

[No-Danico]

You can shave your legs. They feel really nice when you get into bed and when you put on pants.

I'll be real, I sort of want to shave my legs to see what this is like.

[Sethre]

I'll be real, I sort of want to shave my legs to see what this is like.

Just don't shave your butt.

[cassXgoesXmeow]

I'll be real, I sort of want to shave my legs to see what this is like.

 

Just make sure you moisturize afterwards

[Paranormalist]

Wait, why can't I shave my butt?

[No-Danico]

Just don't shave your butt.

 

Hell, I do that now.

 

 

Just make sure you moisturize afterwards

 

I'm an ugly straight male, I don't know what that means.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I'll be real, I sort of want to shave my legs to see what this is like.

If you have sensitive skin, exfoliate and soak a little while in a warm tub beforehand.

It helps with razor burn.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Hell, I do that now.

 

 

 

I'm an ugly straight male, I don't know what that means.

Moisturize means to use lotion or the like to replenish your skin so it's not all dry and scaly.

Exfoliate means using some kind of scrub prior to shaving.

They are usually sand or sugar rubs.

Aim away from penis.

[No-Danico]

Soap and aftershave then or am I way off base?

 

I might seriously do this. It sounds fun. Also, I might be a little drunk right now, so there. If it still seems like a good idea tomorrow, it's gonna happen.

[cassXgoesXmeow]

Soap will just dry your skin out. You have to use something that will soften the hair follicle.... maybe something with aloe in it.

 

And doesn't aftershave burn?

 

I use Satsuma lotion afterwords.... keeps you silky smooth and you smell good.

[No-Danico]

All I ever shave like that is my face, so that's the extent of my knowledge. So, no soap? Aftershave only burns if you don't shave correctly.

 

Aloe, burn ointment. Guys, this is my worst plan ever.

[cassXgoesXmeow]

Do you have shaving cream? I actually use dude shaving cream because I hate the way the chick shit smells.

[No-Danico]

Do you have shaving cream? I actually use dude shaving cream because I hate the way the chick shit smells.

 

Why didn't you guys just say shaving cream? I was thinking I needed some secret girl shit to make this work. Is that what moistening means? I feel like a dumbass right now.

 

I don't know, porn at Wendy's sounds like a really bad plan.

 

 

I want to believe.

 

Right after I shave my legs, I'll head into Wendy's and put that shit on full blast. Like, weird, gangbang with preggo midgit shit.

[Sethre]

Hell, I do that now.

You didn't get the joke.

[cassXgoesXmeow]

Moisturize means after you are done you apply lotion.