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[Elfie]

My name is Kelly. I'm a short ginger. I just ate a ice cream sandwich. I'm gonna start hula hooping after my baby is part of the outside world. I like to be given foot rubs and I smile a lot

[Elfie]

Of what?

[Elfie]

Haha do men not enjoy getting their feet rubbed?

[cassXgoesXmeow]

I hate getting my feet rubbed. I don't like my feet touched in general.

And this one time I was with this guy and he tried to suck on my toes..... I dumped him right there.

[Elfie]

Oh, well I don't know, but I'm pretty sure girls are just more vocal abo liking it. Plus I know a few girls who HATE feet.

[SushiKitten]

If you touch my feet I'm not responsible for the teeth you're gonna lose when I react. No one is allowed to touch my feet, way too ticklish.

Hello Kelly, I am Sushi! I'm a short brunette and I like anime and video games. I just ate breakfast, a slice of toast woth peanut butter and banana slices on top. I will eventually take up a sport but today s not that day. Today I am staying late after work to see a presentation about the importance of computer science and programming in high schools.

[The Robstar]

Yeah I get ticklish if someone touches my feet. 

Oh I are Rob. I have dark curly hair and are brown......

 

Currently getting ready to go to bed whilst watching a game of starcraft on youtube.

[Ninja_Vanished]

Wassup! I'm a freakin' hot model. Everyone takes a hit on their self esteem when they walk into the room I'm in. When I make an entrance, teenage mutant ninja turtles plays, and everyone gapes in amazement. I don't eat breakfast, because when I do, chuck norris gets a nose bleed.

 

Good day to you.

[DeadChannel]

I know I know a disproportionate (for the record I had to google spelling) amount of women that enjoy it significantly more than men.

See: Pulp fiction.

[Affray]

So you like foot rubs and you have several children.

I think I see a pattern there....

[cassXgoesXmeow]

foot rubs get you pregnant?

[Elfie]

Bahaha

[Affray]

foot rubs get you pregnant?

I have yet to give a woman any sort of body rub/massage that didn't end with everyone naked and satisfied.

[Elfie]

Several entertains the idea that I have a lot. I have two and soon to be three. That's a few. Several is usually 5-7

[Affray]

Several means more than two, but not many.

So three lands in that ballpark for me.

 

If I said you had a bunch of kids I would be implying four or more, and a shit tonne if you were a Mennonite, Portuguese, or a clown car.

[Elfie]

Maybe in Canada

[Affray]

Definitely in Canada.