Awesome world map
#21
Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:08 PM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#22
Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:55 PM
I can deal with short (I have in the past) but I hate when they are like super girthy..... it's like wtf? I don't want to be tore in half thanks!
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#23
Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:02 PM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#24
Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:07 PM
Seriously dicks are the weirdest things ever.
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#25
Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:13 PM
If you want to give a really backhanded 'compliment' tell a guy their dick is 'cute'. It's so very, very cruel.
I had that dropped on me once.
My response "Yeah, well how could it be cute when all it does is HULK SMASH!!!!"
Then I may or may not have swung it around and slapped some bitches.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#26
Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:25 PM
#27
Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:28 PM
Hahaha like so thick it's almost flat haha I've only seen two. So crazy!
Google, 'chode'.
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#28
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:11 PM
What about when a guy has a small penis but has massive balls. It's like how did that happen... so sad.
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#29
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:30 PM
What about when a guy has a small penis but has massive balls. It's like how did that happen... so sad.
Internal swelling caused by the fact no girl wants him
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#30
Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:33 PM
Poor balls.
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#31
Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:14 PM
As big and blue as the oceans.
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#32
Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:23 PM
As big and blue as the oceans.
Now that's the way to properly bring things full circle
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#33
Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:33 PM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#34
Posted 23 July 2014 - 09:51 AM
This thread gave me a good laugh. >.>
#35
Posted 25 July 2014 - 11:57 AM
this made me almost pee my pants...
also i have to agree with cass... penises are weird
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#36
Posted 25 July 2014 - 09:08 PM
how in the nine hells is fucking victoria on the map but not houston
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
#37
Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:52 AM
there are a lot of things missing, even if you consider it's all about clichés
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#38
Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:56 PM
Here's another tip for the lads, I know I speak for women and non-straights everywhere when I say: We know what 8 inches looks like and we know what 4 inches looks like, so there's no point in lying.
I had one guy a few years ago who said he was tall, ripped and hung. He turned out to be a flabby midget with a needle cock. Oh how I laughed.
The fact that this story is coming from you, Gol, makes it a million times more hillarious.
#39
Posted 07 August 2014 - 04:27 AM
I'm not a flabby midget. :'(
You're just out to hurt me these days Mr. Sympa.
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#40
Posted 07 August 2014 - 05:20 AM
I... I'm sorry...
I don't speak English.