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[SpleenBeGone]

 

Might have to print this. >.>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Oh neat.

I now know what I'm going to put in my future place living room doodle.

Thanks.

Also, I have to say, the penis data will sure come in handy for when I get to go on my hoing around the world adventure.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

It was all fun and games until I got to Africa

I feel as tho that should be their motto.

[Calvary]

Spain: Animal Abuse.

 

 

I want and need this, I'm a fucking massive cartography nerd and this just gave me a hearty throbbing boner.

 

 

Oh neat.

I now know what I'm going to put in my future place living room doodle.

Thanks.

Also, I have to say, the penis data will sure come in handy for when I get to go on my hoing around the world adventure.

 

Dude, the fact that the average American penis is 4.5" to 5.5" is fucking adorable. What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis? 

[Bowsette]

Spain: Animal Abuse.

 

 

I want and need this, I'm a fucking massive cartography nerd and this just gave me a hearty throbbing boner.

 

 

 

 

Dude, the fact that the average American penis is 4.5" to 5.5" is fucking adorable. What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis? 

"Is it in yet?"

[Calvary]

Right? Not to sound mean to anyone but...how can you give anyone a good time with that?

[Sethre]

What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis? 

I think this needs to be put on a plaque and put hung in the NF office.

 

Seriously though. That's like the length of my finger. So tiny.

[cassXgoesXmeow]

Now remember boys, size doesn't matter.....

 

>.>

 

<.<

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Now remember boys, size doesn't matter.....

 

>.>

 

<.<

Biggest lie we tell them.

Or smallest, as the case may be.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Spain: Animal Abuse.

 

 

I want and need this, I'm a fucking massive cartography nerd and this just gave me a hearty throbbing boner.

 

 

 

 

Dude, the fact that the average American penis is 4.5" to 5.5" is fucking adorable. What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis? 

Buys a sex toy.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

That's not true..


Plenty of times we divulge into boobies as well.

[Elfie]

Bahaha I love this map!! King Julian was definitely awesome. And if you have a small penis, you will know because that has been said to you bahaha

[Calvary]

Biggest lie we tell them.

Or smallest, as the case may be.

 

If you want to give a really backhanded 'compliment' tell a guy their dick is 'cute'. It's so very, very cruel.

[Bowsette]

If you want to give a really backhanded 'compliment' tell a guy their dick is 'cute'. It's so very, very cruel.

I had a creepy guy add me on Facebook a couple of years ago with a dick pic as his profile image, and he sent me a message asking if I liked it.

 

I just said "Is...that all of it?"

 

Haven't heard from him since.

[Sethre]

Man, that's just gross. Who seriously want's to see someone's junk as their profile pic?

[Bowsette]

Man, that's just gross. Who seriously want's to see someone's junk as their profile pic?

Speaking as somebody on adult websites, it's sometimes interesting >.>

[Sethre]

Speaking as somebody on adult websites, it's sometimes interesting >.>

Okay that's true. Still dunno if I'd leave that up there for all your friends and family to see. >.>

[Bowsette]

Well yeah I wouldn't put it on Facebook >.>

[Sethre]

Yeah, that's why I said it was weird. >.>

[Calvary]

Here's another tip for the lads, I know I speak for women and non-straights everywhere when I say: We know what 8 inches looks like and we know what 4 inches looks like, so there's no point in lying.

 

I had one guy a few years ago who said he was tall, ripped and hung. He turned out to be a flabby midget with a needle cock. Oh how I laughed.