it's not your fault you don't have the right size key.
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Started by SpleenBeGone, Jul 21 2014 12:19 PM
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:08 PM
Honestly the long skinny ones are scary looking.. short just isn't gonna do anything.. sorry fellas.. women fake because we don't want to be mean it's not your fault you don't have the right size key.
it's not your fault you don't have the right size key.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:55 PM
I can deal with short (I have in the past) but I hate when they are like super girthy..... it's like wtf? I don't want to be tore in half thanks!
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:02 PM
Hahaha like so thick it's almost flat haha I've only seen two. So crazy!
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:07 PM
Seriously dicks are the weirdest things ever.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:13 PM
If you want to give a really backhanded 'compliment' tell a guy their dick is 'cute'. It's so very, very cruel.
I had that dropped on me once.
My response "Yeah, well how could it be cute when all it does is HULK SMASH!!!!"
Then I may or may not have swung it around and slapped some bitches.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:25 PM
Goddamit Affray. :,)
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 07:28 PM
Hahaha like so thick it's almost flat haha I've only seen two. So crazy!
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:11 PM
What about when a guy has a small penis but has massive balls. It's like how did that happen... so sad.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:30 PM
What about when a guy has a small penis but has massive balls. It's like how did that happen... so sad.
Internal swelling caused by the fact no girl wants him
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 08:33 PM
Poor balls.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:14 PM
As big and blue as the oceans.
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:23 PM
As big and blue as the oceans.
Now that's the way to properly bring things full circle
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Posted 22 July 2014 - 10:33 PM
Hahahaha I was stuck on the water temple so I wasn't able to enjoy that when it was said but that was great
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Posted 23 July 2014 - 09:51 AM
This thread gave me a good laugh. >.>
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Posted 25 July 2014 - 11:57 AM
this made me almost pee my pants...
also i have to agree with cass... penises are weird
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Posted 25 July 2014 - 09:08 PM
how in the nine hells is fucking victoria on the map but not houston
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 26 July 2014 - 02:52 AM
there are a lot of things missing, even if you consider it's all about clichés
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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Posted 26 July 2014 - 03:56 PM
Here's another tip for the lads, I know I speak for women and non-straights everywhere when I say: We know what 8 inches looks like and we know what 4 inches looks like, so there's no point in lying.
I had one guy a few years ago who said he was tall, ripped and hung. He turned out to be a flabby midget with a needle cock. Oh how I laughed.
The fact that this story is coming from you, Gol, makes it a million times more hillarious.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 04:27 AM
I'm not a flabby midget. :'(
You're just out to hurt me these days Mr. Sympa.
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Posted 07 August 2014 - 05:20 AM
I... I'm sorry...
I don't speak English.
