Might have to print this. >.>
Posted 21 July 2014 - 12:19 PM
Might have to print this. >.>
Posted 21 July 2014 - 01:19 PM
Oh neat.
I now know what I'm going to put in my future place living room doodle.
Thanks.
Also, I have to say, the penis data will sure come in handy for when I get to go on my hoing around the world adventure.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 21 July 2014 - 07:51 PM
It was all fun and games until I got to Africa
I feel as tho that should be their motto.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:13 PM
Spain: Animal Abuse.
I want and need this, I'm a fucking massive cartography nerd and this just gave me a hearty throbbing boner.
Oh neat.
I now know what I'm going to put in my future place living room doodle.
Thanks.
Also, I have to say, the penis data will sure come in handy for when I get to go on my hoing around the world adventure.
Dude, the fact that the average American penis is 4.5" to 5.5" is fucking adorable. What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis?
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:32 PM
Spain: Animal Abuse.
I want and need this, I'm a fucking massive cartography nerd and this just gave me a hearty throbbing boner.
Dude, the fact that the average American penis is 4.5" to 5.5" is fucking adorable. What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis?
"Is it in yet?"
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Posted 21 July 2014 - 08:35 PM
Right? Not to sound mean to anyone but...how can you give anyone a good time with that?
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
Posted 21 July 2014 - 09:33 PM
What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis?
I think this needs to be put on a plaque and put hung in the NF office.
Seriously though. That's like the length of my finger. So tiny.
Posted 21 July 2014 - 10:41 PM
Now remember boys, size doesn't matter.....
>.>
<.<
I'm a Liger.... Want to see my Liger impersonation?
Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:05 AM
Now remember boys, size doesn't matter.....
>.>
<.<
Biggest lie we tell them.
Or smallest, as the case may be.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:07 AM
Spain: Animal Abuse.
I want and need this, I'm a fucking massive cartography nerd and this just gave me a hearty throbbing boner.
Dude, the fact that the average American penis is 4.5" to 5.5" is fucking adorable. What does a girl do with a 4.5" penis?
Buys a sex toy.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:38 AM
That's not true..
Plenty of times we divulge into boobies as well.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Posted 22 July 2014 - 09:59 AM
Posted 22 July 2014 - 12:08 PM
Biggest lie we tell them.
Or smallest, as the case may be.
If you want to give a really backhanded 'compliment' tell a guy their dick is 'cute'. It's so very, very cruel.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
Posted 22 July 2014 - 03:40 PM
If you want to give a really backhanded 'compliment' tell a guy their dick is 'cute'. It's so very, very cruel.
I had a creepy guy add me on Facebook a couple of years ago with a dick pic as his profile image, and he sent me a message asking if I liked it.
I just said "Is...that all of it?"
Haven't heard from him since.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Posted 22 July 2014 - 04:30 PM
Man, that's just gross. Who seriously want's to see someone's junk as their profile pic?
Posted 22 July 2014 - 04:52 PM
Man, that's just gross. Who seriously want's to see someone's junk as their profile pic?
Speaking as somebody on adult websites, it's sometimes interesting >.>
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Posted 22 July 2014 - 04:56 PM
Speaking as somebody on adult websites, it's sometimes interesting >.>
Okay that's true. Still dunno if I'd leave that up there for all your friends and family to see. >.>
Posted 22 July 2014 - 04:57 PM
Well yeah I wouldn't put it on Facebook >.>
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Posted 22 July 2014 - 04:59 PM
Yeah, that's why I said it was weird. >.>
Posted 22 July 2014 - 05:49 PM
Here's another tip for the lads, I know I speak for women and non-straights everywhere when I say: We know what 8 inches looks like and we know what 4 inches looks like, so there's no point in lying.
I had one guy a few years ago who said he was tall, ripped and hung. He turned out to be a flabby midget with a needle cock. Oh how I laughed.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.