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#1 Bowsette

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 08:34 AM

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The FBI are doing Nigerian scams now.


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#2 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 08:40 AM

They could at least not use a yahoo email...


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#3 Bowsette

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 08:44 AM

Yahoo.es, no less. Isn't that Spain?


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 08:56 AM

They could at least not use a yahoo email...

That is the very first thing I noticed.

I would imagine the FBI has their stuff run through their actual site and not yahoo mail.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 09:27 AM

First thing I noticed were the excellent typos.

 

 

Better sue the FBI tho.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 10:30 AM

They're on to you. 
Take the money and run to Mexico, kid. 


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 12:01 PM

That is the very first thing I noticed.

I would imagine the FBI has their stuff run through their actual site and not yahoo mail.

Yeah, you'd think they'd at least be using .gov based emails.


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Posted 05 July 2014 - 11:09 PM

Nicholas Smith sounds a lot like a name that someone came up with off the top of their head. 

 

It's so.... generic. 

 

Nicholas Cage would have been a much better name. 


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Posted 06 July 2014 - 09:16 AM

Nicholas Smith sounds a lot like a name that someone came up with off the top of their head. 

 

It's so.... generic. 

 

Nicholas Cage would have been a much better name. 

Or Burt Macklin.


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#10 Sethre

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 11:33 PM

So did you send him money?


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 10:31 AM

Nono, there has to be a secret meeting. With a suitcase. In a dark alley. And dark sunglasses, duh! 



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Posted 07 July 2014 - 01:17 PM

Oh my bad. o.o


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 11:30 PM

Nono, there has to be a secret meeting. With a suitcase. In a dark alley. And dark sunglasses, duh! 

A dark alley and dark sunglasses? At the same time?!


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Posted 08 July 2014 - 12:00 AM

A dark alley and dark sunglasses? At the same time?!

You must be almost completely blind so as to avoid seeing who the other person is.


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#15 Akiyo

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Posted 08 July 2014 - 04:00 AM

They always wear dark sunglasses! x_x It makes perfect sense!



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Posted 08 July 2014 - 12:00 PM

Oh wow congrats on your 2.4 million dollar win! You should contact them right away and claim it!

 

Isn't it nice how these things just happen? I mean, I got an email a couple years back from a wonderful Nigerian prince who offered me half his fortune in return for helping him get his money out of the country. I also received an email from a long lost relative who was stranded in a foreign country and needed my help. We must always help our friends and family, I say. 



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Posted 09 July 2014 - 01:46 AM

They always wear dark sunglasses! x_x It makes perfect sense!

so much sense.


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