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#1 Akiyo

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 01:10 PM

Progress? :D

 

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 01:21 PM

Haha oh lord...

 

 

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 04:15 PM

I feel like this will not be largely used by hospitals and will instead become heavily recreational.

I mean come on.

There is now a machine that you can open up porn on, stick your dick in, and get jerked off by a simulated vagina.

And here I am using my arms like a sucker.


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Posted 26 June 2014 - 04:39 PM

That's why they called me Ase in high school.

Everyone thought it was a mispronunciation of Ace, it was not.


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#5 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 05:01 PM

I remember seeing this on a tech blog a while back. They probably got tired of the guys asking nurses to help.


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#6 Sethre

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 05:03 PM

Goddamit Flippy...


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Posted 26 June 2014 - 05:17 PM

Goodness bloody fuck. What's wrong with traditional methods? (palming it?)

 

It'll be like humping a dehumidifier. 


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#8 cassXgoesXmeow

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 09:56 PM

my question is how do they clean it? and do they keep track of how many dicks have been in it.... like is there a limit before parts have to be changed?


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Posted 26 June 2014 - 10:44 PM

Twenty dollars says you can buy one for home use within a year.


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#10 SirenCalls4U

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 11:45 AM

I feel like this will not be largely used by hospitals and will instead become heavily recreational.
I mean come on.
There is now a machine that you can open up porn on, stick your dick in, and get jerked off by a simulated vagina.
And here I am using my arms like a sucker.



Ive never heard of someone using their arms
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#11 Sethre

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 11:54 AM

Ive never heard of someone using their arms

Whut?


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#12 SirenCalls4U

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 12:21 PM

Arms? Not hands?
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#13 Sethre

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 12:46 PM

Hands are too mainstream.

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#14 cassXgoesXmeow

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 01:19 PM

Hands are too mainstream.

 

Oh the mental pictures......


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#15 SirenCalls4U

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 02:34 PM

Hahaha hahaha
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Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:12 PM

Well there was this guy called stubby...


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#17 SirenCalls4U

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:21 PM

I once knew a guy who cut off half 8f his thumb in shop class, I called him stumpy.. and would say he was all thumbs
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Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:35 PM

Oh man, when I worked on a building site a few years back I worked with a guy who had no thumb on one of his hands, you couldn't help but stare at first. :P

 

Also that's so mean, Elf! ;)


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:39 PM

I'm a sht talker. I mean it in a nice way but I definitely make some guys self conscious. I gotta be nicer. Some guys are just such vaginas.
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Posted 27 June 2014 - 03:45 PM

Men are jerks!


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