You should probably be afraid. >.>
I got a new chainsaw today
Started by SpleenBeGone, Apr 06 2012 04:25 PM
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:25 PM
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:20 PM
Always am..
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:22 PM
aw.
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Posted 06 April 2012 - 11:05 PM
remember tes BIG FUCKING INSURANCE POLICY!!!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 12:57 AM
It wouldn't be near as fun without him around tho.
Who else would I get to shorten my life expectancy through stress?
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 06:56 AM
No one thinks I'm safe!
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 09:07 AM
Be careful with it. Make sure you put the blade on in the right direction. (Yes, this happens. It happened to me once, even.)
Don't cut things with the tip if you can avoid it.
You'll be fine. ^__^
And I'm not worried about murder because chainsaws are a terrible murder weapon.
Don't cut things with the tip if you can avoid it.
You'll be fine. ^__^
And I'm not worried about murder because chainsaws are a terrible murder weapon.
I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 09:42 AM
Yeah, I can see that happening pretty easy.
And I'm careful with everything, just no one believes it. >.>
And I'm careful with everything, just no one believes it. >.>
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:33 AM
It's not that we don't believe, just that we worrie extra for you since you think you're invincible.
Be less awesome, and we won't.
Be less awesome, and we won't.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:07 PM
yeah, remember IM the one who will live forever. your just gunna have an extensive fairly painful(largely self inflicted) existance
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:08 PM
also mr careful with everything there are SOOOOOOO many stories i could throw out to disprove that statement. not saying im any better,hell im prolly worse since i dont feel pain so much. but still!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:20 PM
I never said things didn't go wrong, just that I try to be careful. >.>
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:24 PM
I'll tell you where he hid the treasure if you tell me.
Come to the dark side Kenny, we have homemade cookies and they are fucking fantastic.
Come to the dark side Kenny, we have homemade cookies and they are fucking fantastic.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:52 PM
You know nothing about the treasure!
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 10:57 PM
hence the insurance policy. if your gunna accidentally blow your ass up you may as well leave behind a buncha cash so we can all go to vegas to mourn you with hookers and gamblin damnit!I never said things didn't go wrong, just that I try to be careful. >.>
ill pop in a fresh batchI'll tell you where he hid the treasure if you tell me.
Come to the dark side Kenny, we have homemade cookies and they are fucking fantastic.
pfft tes knows all the things. she shows ya a little boob and you cant help but tell herYou know nothing about the treasure!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:19 PM
Quiet you!
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Posted 08 April 2012 - 12:07 AM
I don't have a little boob to show. <__<
But yes.
But yes.
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