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#1 Affray

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Posted 13 May 2014 - 10:37 PM

This is frighteningly accurate.

Like it was pulled nearly completely from my psyche.

 

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With the exception of numbers 8, 10, 13 and 16 every single one of these is 100% accurate for me.

 

Though I will note that there have been a select few women that I have taught the nod to, and they are now better for it.


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#2 idk

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 12:26 AM

Never done 1, 8, 16 or 20. 20 mostly because I would prefer not to have piss all over the floor.

 

I retract my statement.

 

Today I remembered that I did try 20 in a park bathroom once while drunk.


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#3 Coconut Man

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:22 AM

Holy crap. That's scary accurate.


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#4 SushiKitten

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:05 AM

I didn't realize guys did so much while peeing.

 

And come on Affray, you've done 8,



#5 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:19 AM

I don't do all of these often, but I've done all of these. 


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#6 Affray

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:50 AM

I didn't realize guys did so much while peeing.

 

And come on Affray, you've done 8,

Peeing creatively is something we all do.

It comes with the territory of having the equipment for it.

 

I never had to do number 8 because I knew the national average at a young age through other people looking their own business up.

I am doing just fine.


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#7 Sethre

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 11:17 AM

I've never done 1, 11, 12, or 20. But The Nod is pretty accurate, I nod to everyone just to let them know I'm friendly and not some rude, idiot douchebag like all the other teen guys in my area.


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Posted 14 May 2014 - 04:27 PM

Hmm, never done 1, 14 (unless you replace terrorist with zombies) and 16 (fucking hate romantic movies).

 

According to the show Girl Code though, I'd make an excellent woman too so...hey ho.

 

 

Also, in regards to number 8, I did not know until fairly recently that the average was about 5.5 inches, and a lot of scientists in...that related field (?) suggest that the number might be a bit lower since so many men compensate. I think I speak for women and gays everywhere when I say, we know what nine inches looks like, so why bother lying?


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#9 Mister Sympa

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:39 PM

I got my Man card revoked for not doing number 5 v,..v

 

I do every single one that can physically apply to me (fuck, even 19) except this. But you know how Marshall (HIMYM) literally cannot think of anyone other than Lily? That's exactly how I am, except with a select few characters. Seriously. My fantasies rarely star me.


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#10 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:56 PM

You guys really need to do #1, it's entertaining. >.>


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#11 Silver_rose

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:57 PM

Umm... I've done quite a few of these... Naturally...

With the clear exception of the ones that involve peeing, because it would take some serious skills to do that without the necessary equipment... and I don't have those skills...
Does this mean I have the mind of a male?



 


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#12 The Robstar

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:26 PM

I didn't realize guys did so much while peeing.

Of course. I try to get creative with my peeing. I recently tried the 'spinner'

 

Visual representation you say? 

 

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http://endlesspicdum...re spinning.gif

 

Something like this.


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#13 Mister Sympa

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:27 PM

WHY do posted pics like that NEVER WORK?


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#14 The Robstar

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 06:34 PM

WHY do posted pics like that NEVER WORK?

Might be what Sethre goes through ever now and then. The Riddler must have jakked it again. 


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#15 SushiKitten

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 05:37 AM

Of course. I try to get creative with my peeing. I recently tried the 'spinner'

 

Visual representation you say? 

 

fire%20spinning.gif

 

http://endlesspicdum...re spinning.gif

 

Something like this.

omg robstar. You win the comment of the day.



#16 jmrobbinswrites

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 07:45 AM

I've only done about half of those. I'm surprised at some that I've done that are on there, but still... I should make it a point to do them ALL today. :)



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Posted 15 May 2014 - 08:22 AM

Other then the pee ones, this list perfectly describes me


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#18 gigatime

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 08:37 AM

Never done any of those that involved pee. But everything else seems pretty accurate.