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#1 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:51 AM

"Hey mom, can you dry sand in the microwave?"
Without even sounding shocked, her answer was "I don't know, but if you break it you're buying a new one."
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:17 PM

I will never not be surprised by the things that come out of your mouth.

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#3 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:53 PM

:lol:
Sorry. :P
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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:06 PM

someone walked past me telling my friend

"And you'll be sore the next morning too

because they wont lube, you know they wont lube

Microsoft never lubes"

the look on his face...

#5 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 08:00 AM

:lol:
Awesome.
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 05:12 PM

My friend was high at a train station and he shouted at his other friend

"SO I WAS FISTING MY GRANDMA LAST NIGHT," supposedly he got a few dirty looks...

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#7 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 05:14 PM

:lol:
Your friend is awesome.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 05:31 AM

So how'd the sand dry?

#9 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:58 AM

It worked very good. Driest sand I've ever had.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 10:31 AM

It worked very good. Driest sand I've ever had.

*pinches bridge of nose*
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 10:41 AM

:lol:
What? It's true.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:05 AM

I'm going to start a "Shit Spleen Says" site and sell shirts with your Spleenisms on them.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 12:11 PM

:lol:
I say a lot of weird stuff. >.>
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 12:50 PM

I'LL BE RICH, BITCH

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 06:16 AM

I'd buy one.

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#16 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 07:00 AM

A microwave?
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Posted 07 April 2012 - 11:33 AM

A microwave?

:lol:

A shirt. :P

Also, awesome Gol.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 06:14 PM

I'd like to buy a microwave too.

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Posted 07 April 2012 - 06:29 PM

:lol:
Yeah, I completely forgot the shirt thing.

What about a microwave with a shirt on it?
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