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#1 Lamalama

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 07:55 PM

So, this all started when my friend Javi and I were having a dispute on who would win: A Dalek or a Kanima. Of course we all know a Dalek would win, but he didn't think so. So we decided we could come to the reliance of forums!
 
My friend Bristol does not truly understand the power of the Kanima. See, the Kanima can't die, the only thing strong enough to beat it is its self. Also if it attacks its self it will turn to its second form. 
 
Save the facts on the stupid lizard for the descriptions Javi. We should probably move on to that anyway.
 
So first, their histories, then their powers. Javi? Would you like to start? 
 
Well a Kanima is a supernatural being that was bitten by a werewolf, but if the person recieving the bite has a dark past, he/she will become a Kanima.  The Kanima has super strength super speed. It also has claws, a tail, and it can scale walls. As its reptilian form may interpret, it can also command reptiles of all forms. Not to mention its saliva can make you paralyzed. To make all of this better for me, the only thing that can penetrate it, is itself. (As mentioned earlier.) The Kanima also has no state of mind,it has a master as long as the master is alive so is the Kanima. Plus the Daleks look like dumb robotic monkeys from teletubbies. Take that Bristol.
 
So, as most people would know, the Daleks are technological super flesh things that are genetically programmed for pure hatred. Though most of their race was either sent into the void by the Doctor, blown up by the Doctor in the Great Time War, or locked in a pocket dimension prison. Their powers each include an incredible amount of armor called Dalekanite, and the power of flight. It also has two arms; one to suck your brains out, and one that can paralyze, kill, and discinigrate nearly everything. It takes at least 20 blasts of its own gun in order to kill it. Plus, if it does die, it can set off a self destruct sequence. BOOM!!! Death o' silly lizard.
 
So who one? Give out the votes.


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Posted 18 March 2014 - 08:04 PM

I dont watch Dr Who.

There arent nearly enough underage hotties on it.

I vote nogitsune Stiles.

Because i would trace every inch of his body with my tongue, evil or not.

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 08:12 PM

I dont watch Dr Who.

There arent nearly enough underage hotties on it.

I vote nogitsune Stiles.

Because i would trace every inch of his body with my tongue, evil or not.

The doctors assistances generally seem like they are underage, so I think you mean underage male hotties.



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Posted 18 March 2014 - 08:15 PM

Daleks win, hands down.

It took the bloody Doctor to stop them on any occasion, and nothing any less brilliant or lucky would ever come close to defeating even a single Dalek.


It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 18 March 2014 - 08:18 PM

The doctors assistances generally seem like they are underage, so I think you mean underage male hotties.

I was referring to both cause most everyone on TW is hot.

Id even tap Scotts mom.

But I really have seen next to nothing of Dr Who, so ill take your word for it.

Im still sticking with evil Stiles for now.

He has the uni on his side too..shit just got real.

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 08:35 PM

I watch neither but I had five people once at school one week tell me I look like a character from teen wolf. 



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Posted 18 March 2014 - 09:08 PM

Sam and Dean Winchester would win. Duh.


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Posted 19 March 2014 - 11:25 AM

This conversation seems relevant:

 

Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.

Dalek Sec: This is not war - this is pest control!

Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?

Dalek Sec: Four.

Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?

Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You superior in only one respect.

Cyber Leader: What is that?

Dalek Sec: You are better at dying. Raise communications barrier!


First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 30 April 2014 - 12:19 AM

Daleks totally, the Kanima would be obliterated by the Daleks and would be a pile of ashes before they could blink.







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