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[Mister Sympa]

Well, clearly.

 

My facebook status last week was:

"How'd you know the password was 'Geoff'?"

"His middle name was Geoff. His father's name was Geoff. He was born in nineteen Geoffty-Geoff."

 

Fucking kills me.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Awesome.
None of my fb friends put funny statuses up.
Best i get is "Not going to jail!" Only they arent joking.. >.>


You and i are friends now.
Shhhh..shhh...accept the beef.
*pets your face*

[Mister Sympa]

Is "beef" your pet name for your E-peen, Flippy?

 

If so, I accept.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

No, i refer to my epeen as Sir Cuntington Esq III.

Since right now, cause thats the first thing that came to mind.

(thats just how i roll)

*adjusts monocle*

[Mister Sympa]

No, i refer to my epeen as Sir Cuntington Esq III.

 
I can't breathe omg.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Sorrie, i know its big.

*pulls out a little*

[Mister Sympa]

Oooh, put it back in!

[gr3yh4m3]

I have calvin and hobbes under my left arm (like, right in my armpit).

It. Hurt.

But I love it