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#1 Indecent_Adventures

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 08:45 AM

Sixpack: Team leader, whose special ability is grotesque drunkenness and beating villains with broken-off liquor bottles; he talks in a stream of comic cliches. He thinks he's a real superhero and doesn't seem to realise that all his superheroic encounters are just drunken dreams, but gets upset when he's told they're not real. A regular at Noonan's Sleazy Bar, he fought against the vampires in No Man's Land and at the Battle of Noonan's Bar in "The Old Dog".

Bueno Excelente: An obese, sweaty, and bald Latino in an overcoat who "defeats evil with the power of perversion." Generally, the only things he says are "Bueno" or "Excelente", often preceded by a creepy chuckle. That Stupid Bastich reveals that he has a career in porn films. He has also become a small internet meme.

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman. His assaults on police officers landed him in Arkham Asylum. His appearance, name, and his death (and last words) are direct parodies of Arnold Schwarzenegger's character in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers. Never speaks. When Sixpack tries to bring him back to the team, Dogwelder almost welds him on general instinct.Friendly Fire: A large, hapless man in a red cowl,

Friendly Fire would easily be the most powerful of Section 8's heroes if he were to shoot anything other than allies with the potent bolts of energy he fires from his hands. He is the most defeatist member of the team and the only one who will state how pathetic the team is (though he apologises to Sixpack for revealing the truth), but he still wore his costume even in retirement. He blew his own head off when trying his hardest to shoot the right target.

Jean de Baton-Baton: A bizarrely gaunt walking French caricature who defeats enemies with "the power of Frenchness," as expressed by savage beatings with a baguetteand occasionally blinding others with rings of garlic and onions.

Flemgem: A sickly, thin, bald man in a green suit and a purple domino mask who has the ability to produce and expel large volumes of phlegm, which can blind, suffocate, or simply disgust evildoers.

Shakes: A thin, hairy vagrant who upsets people through stutters and an overall shaking palsy. He is a frequent accidental target of Friendly Fire. He dies trying to take out the Many-Angled Ones, when he grabs a grenade and runs to a petrol station.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 09:05 AM

I hate to admit it, but I sat here looking at the blue lines way to long trying to figure out what they we're...


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Posted 01 February 2014 - 12:40 AM

lol copyed and pasted from wiki


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