I think we should wish luck to Gol and his journey to America in a couple weeks.
Traveling is scary, so good luck!!
Bon Voyage, Gol!!
Started by Mister Sympa, Jan 15 2014 06:07 PM
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 06:07 PM
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 06:12 PM
We Americans like to eat foreigners, but have fun in the land of the not so much free.
^ My future Wife
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 06:27 PM
We Americans like to eat foreigners, but have fun in the land of the not so much free.
Only the women and only the pretty ones. Ones who shave are preferred >.>
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 06:37 PM
That goes for the guys too.Only the women and only the pretty ones. Ones who shave are preferred >.>
Nothing chokes you faster than a thick burly curly down your throat.
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:25 PM
That goes for the guys too.
Nothing chokes you faster than a thick burly curly down your throat.
This brings back memories of my ex-husbands.
And reminds me why I stay celibate.
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Thanks-so-much.
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Posted 15 January 2014 - 08:30 PM
*tips hat*
M'lady.
M'lady.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 01:57 AM
My only hope is that I can water down American lineages with British blood on a nationwide-scale.
Thank you, darlings. <3
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 07:10 AM
You'll be the only person in history extradited back to the US for child support. 
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 08:13 AM
I just threw up in my mouth.That goes for the guys too.
Nothing chokes you faster than a thick burly curly down your throat.
Im running to the bathroom.This brings back memories of my ex-husbands.
And reminds me why I stay celibate.
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Thanks-so-much.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 08:15 AM
Yeah, its pretty gross.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 08:24 AM
One of the reasons I can never watch porn.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 11:19 AM
Nah, it'll be a piece of cake.
So long as you have an e-passport, you'll save a buttload of time.
Have fun
They'll love your accent. It's sounds elegant to them 
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:12 PM
Because you get pubic hair stuck in youre throat?
Oh man, is virtual porn real now and no one told me?!?
I have so much to do!!
*goes on amazon and buys gallon tubs of lube*
Oh man, is virtual porn real now and no one told me?!?
I have so much to do!!
*goes on amazon and buys gallon tubs of lube*
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:16 PM
Because you get pubic hair stuck in youre throat?
Oh man, is virtual porn real now and no one told me?!?
I have so much to do!!
*goes on amazon and buys gallon tubs of lube*
Maybe he's choking on his own.
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Posted 16 January 2014 - 12:37 PM
Oh..eww
Haha
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Posted 19 January 2014 - 09:23 PM
Be nothing but a stereotype.
Agreed.
Tell everyone that you eat blood pudding, and sing God Save the Queen every night before bed.
They will undoubtedly be in love with your accent, foreign things are attractive like that.
Especially an accent that has been sold to everyone as the epitome of class.
Worst case scenario happens and you are being chased by mobs with pitchforks and torches (due to the wreckless eroticism no doubt) just scoot on up to Canada to lie low. We accept pretty much everyone, and the cold would keep those Murikans at bay.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 20 January 2014 - 09:29 AM
Because you get pubic hair stuck in youre throat?
Oh man, is virtual porn real now and no one told me?!?
I have so much to do!!
*goes on amazon and buys gallon tubs of lube*
>
====== *vomit* *vomit*
never coming back here.
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Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:11 AM
Agreed.
Tell everyone that you eat blood pudding, and sing God Save the Queen every night before bed.
They will undoubtedly be in love with your accent, foreign things are attractive like that.
Especially an accent that has been sold to everyone as the epitome of class.
Worst case scenario happens and you are being chased by mobs with pitchforks and torches (due to the wreckless eroticism no doubt) just scoot on up to Canada to lie low. We accept pretty much everyone, and the cold would keep those Murikans at bay.
My Dad basically wants me to ditch America and go to Canada. I wouldn't mind going once my time is up in the US, hell I could go to the Caribbean after Canadia, It'd be like checking in on the kids, making sure they're doing their washing and looking after themselves after moving away from home.
never coming back here.
Noooo D=
Also I have to ask, is your name genuinely innocent or is it a sexy pun? Pleeease let it be a sexy pun.
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Posted 20 January 2014 - 02:06 PM
Happy travels, Gol! Come to Minnesota and you can experience the cold and our amazing accent. (Even though we don't have one. But do the movies care? Noooo.)
Also I have to ask, is your name genuinely innocent or is it a sexy pun? Pleeease let it be a sexy pun.
I always thought it said ComeInsideMe until I took the time to read the name. I was disappointed to say the least.
