Favorite Swears, Curses and Profanities

Started by Mister Sympa, Jan 13 2014 02:34 PM

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#1 Mister Sympa

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:34 PM

Mine include

Son of a Fuck.

Dickless.

and Cuntwaffle.

And you?

#2 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:42 PM

Balderdash!

Crikey!

Oh blast!

Poppycock!

%¡£$@*!

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#3 twa

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:42 PM

I am going to enjoy this topic.

Mine are any varieties of the words "cock" and "fuck".

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#4 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:48 PM

In all seriousness, 'pile of wank' is my favourite.

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 02:58 PM

Titty sprinkles, dicksicle, fuck a duck, christ wagons, bitcharoonidooni.

Ill think of more later, i have a filthy fucking mouth.

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#6 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 03:06 PM

Titty sprinkles, dicksicle, fuck a duck, christ wagons, bitcharoonidooni.

Ill think of more later, i have a filthy fucking mouth.

I discovered that flossing helps deal with this.

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 03:12 PM

Cuntbubble, shitbin, cocktard, bollock-rapist, cock-juggling thundercunt.

Also

"I hope your earholes turn into assholes and shit all over your suit"

“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 03:27 PM

I dont floss, i like to live dangerously.

I too enjoy twatwaffle and thundercunt.

I pretty much use fuck throughout any conversation i have, i guess its my go to sentence enhancer.

Shit for brains, cum dumpster, piss ant, and asshat are other favorites.

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#9 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 03:35 PM

I usually just call someone Welsh as an insult.

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 03:44 PM

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#11 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 03:44 PM

#BritBanter

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#12 The Seldom Seen Kid

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 05:33 PM

Does this thread make us all seem like crude horrible people?

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#13 Calvary

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 05:58 PM

CUNT.

And from in Bruges: "You're a cunt. You were a cunt then, you're a cunt now, only difference is in the future, you'll be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids."

Or something.

Also quim, bollocks, shit-stain and cock-gargler.

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 06:39 PM

Does this thread make us all seem like crude horrible people?

No, our personalities do.

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#15 Benihime

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Posted 13 January 2014 - 07:34 PM

"Cum guzzling, ass-bashing fucktard"

"A waste of oxygen meat sack"

"Fucking Moron"

I really try to refrain from asking people if they really are that stupid; it casts aspersions upon my own intelligence because they obviously are that stupid, so why fucking ask?