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#1 Bowsette

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:38 AM

Just had to chase him for approx. half a mile because my gran forgot to close the gate ._. that asshole can run holy shit.

 

Also dragging him back holy by his collar is tiring. Now he's sat next to me panting and occasionally looking at me with those eyes that say "Did I do good?"


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:02 AM

lol what a mutt.

 

My grandfather used to shoot and kill incompetent or no-ears dogs.

 

He was a farmer, had no time for mucking around. Old school type of bloke.

 

Mind you, animal cruelty laws weren't around in the 60's.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 07:33 AM

I've got one of those, she loves to fucking run. I normally throw her across my shoulders and carry her like that, she seems to enjoy the view.


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#4 Bowsette

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 09:33 AM

He can knock me on my ass without even a running start, I don't think I'll be carrying him anywhere >.>


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 09:37 AM

:lol:

What kind of dog is it?


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#6 Bowsette

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 09:58 AM

Black labrador, possibly mentally retarded >.>


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 10:01 AM

I've known many labs, and I think I can safely say they're all that way. >.>


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 11:30 AM

Get him a sprinkler, or better a pool. Labs love water

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 11:37 AM

Black labrador, possibly mentally retarded >.>

I have a Yellow Lab and he is the same with the leash. We had to get him a harness and now whenever we walk him and he can't pull us he barks while walking. I am pretty sure just the whole breed is failing in the mental department. 


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Posted 08 January 2014 - 10:17 PM

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Posted 11 January 2014 - 01:45 PM

Black labrador, possibly mentally retarded >.>

 

As others have pointed out, ERROR: Redundancy.


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