Here to help. *tips hat*
If you can get to Rennes or ... Dammit, what is that goddamn place up north... ST. MALO! It's touristy as hell, but worth the trip.
I have fallen heartily out of love with Paris, but I probably just need to go back.
I don't mind touristy at all, and how is that? You've been there too much, or you've just heard some unsettling things?
France is filled with history, but the french are just super rude. And they will hate you right away if you can't speak french. They will ignore you and even if they understand english they will never speak it, because they still hate the english. And what ever you do, don't drive a car in france or Italy, they can't drive what so ever. There are no rules, just drive into what ever is in the way, and sound the horn every 0,5 second. Paris is cool and Rome is a must.
Well, the others have already gone after you about the generalizations, so I won't touch that. But as far as rude French folks go, I think I'll be fine - I can speak pretty fluent French.
And I'll certainly watch out when crossing the street. c: