A local cable company called ServiceElectric. Their website got lost somewhere in the early 2000's, and hasn't managed to find its way out, yet. Their Facebook page is a veritable mire of bad reviews, angry customer, and unexplained outages.
I actually haven't had much issue with CenturyLink up until now, the first two and a half months were pretty good. Not as fast as my old cable connection in civilization, but still respectable for DSL. Out of nowhere though, my connection has been crawling and dropping for the past week or so. Incredibly annoying. Most of the time it would be faster to set my cell phone up as a wifi hotspot.