Okay, you banned me. Well done. You must think you're pretty clever.
But, so am I.
I am on a forum called 'the student rooms' with the same username as on here.
I have many friends on there.
If you don't say sorry for banning me, and make me a moderator, I will tell them to come here and invade, troll and take over the forum.
You have 24 hours.