Don't worry everyone, I am finally here! Who am I? Well let me tell you a story. 21 years ago a woman gave birth to a baby boy then... nothing of real significants happened for a long time. One day though, on a rather chilly December 6th I joined a forum out of some sort of social need too interact with other people (weird I know), and the prophecy was complete! Thus concludes my life story... at least up until today.
Now for some Q&A:
Q: What is your favorite vessel of nerditude?
A: definitely video games, and think about the various aspects of them a lot (the history, are games art, what makes a good game, why is Mario such a psychopath).
Q: Quick, list your favorite video game series right now!
A: Zelda is definitely at the very time of my list. I'm also a huge fan of the Metal Gear, Donkey Kong Country, Ace Attorney, Assassin's Creed, Saint's Row, and Smash Bros. Though I've beaten about 300 games so it would take a long time to list all that I like. (I also play League of Legends)
Q: What brings you too this Oasis on the Internet?
A: Well, recently I've found myself stagnet in my social life and was hoping to make a few Internet friends. Maybe some to play games online with, maybe to just chat on Skype about nerdy stuff. In the past I've had far better luck making friends with female gamers, though male gamers also work as long as sexism, racism, or homophobia aren't things you insert into your conversations.
If you are interested in adding me on Skype or Steam send me a message and I'll add you 
Q: So do you like anything BECIDES video games?
A: I listed my main interests on my profile. I've recently been attempting to slowly learn Japanese and possibly get into anime, however, getting into anime alone is a rather depressing idea so having an anime buddy to watch some with (via Skype or something) or maybe some Japanese learnin together.
Q: Can I stop asking you questions now?
A: no, never.
Q: Forget this, I'm done!
A: That isn't even a question...
Alright I'm done with this silliness, bye for now!
