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[Relichris]

Your just over-reacting. Seriously Relichris, don't not be happy!

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Fine. I won't not be happy.

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The way blood feels when it dries on your skin.

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Headaches.. nonstop headaches..

[Calvary]

That gooey green discharge that seems to exude from the nether regions after a one night stand. I don't get why it always happens after I have sex with a random person.

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D:

That's called Chlamydia and you need to see a Dr.

My cousin got it when he popped his cherry and was too embarrassed to go, and then they had to shoot penicillin into his spinal column cause he waited too long.


Also jesus christ man, condoms.

[Calvary]

Pahahaha, I was kidding! Sarcasm doesn't carry well over the internet. But...hahahaha!

[twa]

what is this about condoms?

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I guess I'm used to sarcasm being funny, not repugnant.

[twa]

[Calvary]

I guess I'm used to sarcasm being funny, not repugnant.

Repugnant is my middle name. It's my parent's idea of a sick joke.

[twa]

wat

[Calvary]

Seriously. My mind is sick. Completely borked.