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[evilevilmonkey]

• When incredibly drunk nonsmokers at the pub come over to me to lecture me about smoking. They always say the same thing “did you know smoking is bad for your health?” Ok first of all I don’t think there is a smoker in the world that doesn’t know smoking is bad for them, we just don’t care. Secondly my smoking is no worse for my health then their binge drinking is for theirs.
• Also children, just children in general. I don’t ever want to have my own children, so I certainly don’t want to have to tolerate other peoples.

[Krankykoala]

People who have a short goto phrase that they must say every other sentence. "Ya know?" Being the most recent offender.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I had an uncle that would say "What?" as he was laughing.. every time..

I know the feel brah.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

When people are extraordinarily creepy/WAY too over-confident.

Since I have moved here, I have become generally repulsed by the male gender.

Few instances as to why:

I was walking across the street and had a car full of guys pass hooting while the passenger tried to reach out and grab my chest.

I was walking back from a conference and had a guy follow me and not let me leave until I gave him my name and number. (fake name/disconnected number)

I was going to a Dr. appt and had a guy lean his head out the window and yell "Yo mama, you dropped somethin." I had my hands in my hoodie and could distinctly feel my keys and cellphone which was all I had on me. "No, I didn't." to which he replied "Awww baby, why it gotta be like dat?"

I was waiting to leave that same Dr. office when I guy would not stop going in and out of the door next to me in an effort to get me to notice him.
This went on for around 10 minutes before my ride got there and he stammered something along the lines of "I hope you have a fine day, fine thang."

And today, which prompted this mini-tangent..
I was at the grocery store when one of the workers started SINGING TO MY ASS.
"You make me wanna la la".

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[SpleenBeGone]

I'm sorry, but the last one is pretty funny. >.>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

You are the worst bf ever.

[SpleenBeGone]

I said sorry.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I'll have to remember that when I use too much teeth.

[SpleenBeGone]

>.>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

[Chrissaysay]

Humanity

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

You win.

/thread

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

When people merge onto an expressway going 35 mph making you have to break to allow them in instead of them speeding up to more easily merge.

It's an expressway assholes..

I shouldn't have to brake dammit. >: (

[Bowsette]

People who don't know how to pronounce simple medication names. We don't sell much where I work, but what we do sell is simple shit. Why the fuck do so many of these asshats pronounce "ibuprofen" as "ibrufen"? FUCKING READ IT THERE'S AN EXTRA SYLLABLE IN THERE YOU GORMLESS, INCAPABLE-OF-ANYTHING-BUT STUPIDITY COCKSUCKING TITS.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

COCKSUCKING TITS.

Yes, yes this is wonderful.

Also, I do not envy you.
Having to deal with customers is by far and away the worst job I have ever had.

[Bowsette]

It's the only job I've had unfortunately. Unless you count two weeks at an auto repair shop.

[Krankykoala]

ibrufen actually seems harder to pronounce than ibuprofen

[Wolf]

When people are extraordinarily creepy/WAY too over-confident.

Since I have moved here, I have become generally repulsed by the male gender.

Few instances as to why:

I was walking across the street and had a car full of guys pass hooting while the passenger tried to reach out and grab my chest.

I was walking back from a conference and had a guy follow me and not let me leave until I gave him my name and number. (fake name/disconnected number)

I was going to a Dr. appt and had a guy lean his head out the window and yell "Yo mama, you dropped somethin." I had my hands in my hoodie and could distinctly feel my keys and cellphone which was all I had on me. "No, I didn't." to which he replied "Awww baby, why it gotta be like dat?"

I was waiting to leave that same Dr. office when I guy would not stop going in and out of the door next to me in an effort to get me to notice him.
This went on for around 10 minutes before my ride got there and he stammered something along the lines of "I hope you have a fine day, fine thang."

And today, which prompted this mini-tangent..
I was at the grocery store when one of the workers started SINGING TO MY ASS.
"You make me wanna la la".

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why me and tes couldnt go out:

Im usually layed back, but once someone makes an unwelcome advance on a friend of mine, or even worse, my girlfriend, shit gets real. Most fights I'm in are caused by this, or back in school, people picking on me. When men act as you've described It's like nails on a chalkboard. Its trivializing everything that Love is supposed to stand for, for the prospect of sex. Whats sad is the men who devote their lives to sex... Its great, but not that great. I've had stronger emotions as fallout from seizures ["WHY AM I CONSTANTLY FEELING EVERY EMOTION?" O.o], and to make that the main goal of your day... to get layed by some stranger... is just sad. I don't use any other word, either, I pity them, and their selfish life makes me sad for them.

Its just one thing I cant stand. Only take exception to Gay people hitting on me, because I'm not gay, but you saying I'm one of the "Tall Dark and Handsome type" touches on my self esteem issues, and I'll take any honest compliment I can get.


Also, tes' ass makes me want to lalalalala

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Well, not that extreme.. but it wouldn't be bad to have someone in my corner about it.

Danny just laughs it off, kinda sucks. :\

And what pisses me off, is that I'm not that attractive.
I just have parts guys stare at.
Objectifying makes me feel lower than dirt.
Every time it happens I can hear my fathers voice in my head telling me "You'd be so pretty, if you just lost some weight."

But I digress.

Yeah, I'm actually not good with the ladies sadly.

I always get the closet bi-sexuals that want to experiment on their terms.
Feelsbadman.

And the only two times I had chicks be straight forward in their intentions one of them was in a relationship and basically told me I would only be hers and her bf was fine with that.
So I was a human sex toy..
Not so fun then because I was really into her hard..
She had beautiful blue eyes and long wavy blond hair..
Really sexy full lips and a great body.
But we would just have these conversations that I would lose myself in.
Like she was in my head saying things before i had the chance to speak them.
It really fucking hurt when she told me all she wanted was sex from me...

And the other chick was a friend of mine who apparently thought my vagina was a sandpit because she tried digging into it with her nails when I was really wasted one night at her house even though I'd made it very clear to her I was not interested.

Eh well.



Thanks Jaz.











Also, on the subject:
When people call me Tessy.
My sister's grandma calls me that, and my dad's cousin call me that.
I do not like either one of them, but hate that nickname more.

I honestly would prefer my whole name over it, and I don't like that either.

[Chrissaysay]

When doctors say they'll call you back about test results or appointment scheduling...and then they don't.

And then it's your fault that shit wasn't taken care of. Happens all the time.