Canadian Apology
#21
Posted 10 September 2013 - 07:51 PM
gol, i thought some english team won the cup last year?
my point exactly, the canadian military trains side-by-side... because we pay for it.
and i love how its called, 'world police'. as if people arent subjected to inhumane shit worldwide and weekly. we just do what we can when dictators let people do horrific shit in their country.
#22
Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:02 PM
I feel like this is just a "my country's dick is bigger than your country's dick" contest.
And it's fucking pitiful.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#23
Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:37 PM
fact checking is for losers.
That is just about the most stereotypically American thing you could say.
my point exactly, the canadian military trains side-by-side... because we pay for it.
and i love how its called, 'world police'. as if people arent subjected to inhumane shit worldwide and weekly. we just do what we can when dictators let people do horrific shit in their country.
We collaborate.
Collaboration goes both ways.
America has a strong military because it is a militaristic country.
So of course we pair up with our cohesive neighbour that happens to have all the equipment, and happens to throw an amazing amount of money in to their military.
It would be foolish for Canada to obtain all the military hardware and facilities that we already have access to via our ally.
America does put it's foot in the door in a great many scenarios that need some foot to ass resolutions.
But more often than not it was America that made those situations possible by putting their noses in other country's business twenty years previous.
I feel like this is just a "my country's dick is bigger than your country's dick" contest.
And it's fucking pitiful.
My original post, the point of this thread, is a quote from This Hour Has 22 Minutes.
They are lines from a governmental satire comedy show spoken by a man who knows exactly what he is talking and does not make a habit of saying foolish things.
Canada was always openly mocked in this show too for those unfamiliar, as it was a Canadian mock news program.
It isn't a pissing contest.
Just observation based satire met with ill informed retaliation and "fact checking is for losers".
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#24
Posted 11 September 2013 - 01:04 AM
I thought it was funny
Because I can...
#25
Posted 11 September 2013 - 05:14 AM
honestly, i like Canadians, love maple syrup, but never really cared for cold weather. and i should go to work now.
#26
Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:16 AM
I feel like this is just a "my country's dick is bigger than your country's dick" contest.
And it's fucking pitiful.
Africa's sitting back laughing.
#27
Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:32 AM
Africa's sitting back laughing.
Hopefully not too hard.
Wouldn't want them inhaling their eye flies.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
#28
Posted 11 September 2013 - 06:42 AM
Hopefully not too hard.
Wouldn't want them inhaling their eye flies.
inhaling eye flies... ugh, wtf.
#29
Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:20 AM
Because, Ethiopia. Dude.
How do you kill a thousand flies at once?
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Also, we all know that Arstotzka is best country, so zip your trousers up and shush.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#30
Posted 21 December 2020 - 02:00 PM
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#32
Posted 26 December 2020 - 08:45 AM