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[Champion of Cyrodiil]

http://www.by-the-sw...-of-armour.aspx

[SpleenBeGone]

TIL I need to start selling armor. 

[Champion of Cyrodiil]

Sadly, I wouldn't be able to wear those.

 

Metal shoes have terrible arch support

[Champion of Cyrodiil]

Now I just want to catch some poor sap slipping these into his armored boots at http://www.medievaltimes.com/ whilst i drink beer and throw my meat bones on the dirt floor... screaming for more carnage as the meat juice trickles down my beard.

[Lumbergh]

The entire time, the dudes in the dirt would be thinking 'My God, my feet feel AMAZING!'

[Calvary]

The soles of mine feet hath never felt more comfortable. Tis as if God himself hath bestow'd upon them, a new vitae such as that exhibited by a mountain hare.

[No-Danico]

Arth thou gelling, English?

[Calvary]

Tis but a comedy of mine own invention, from the empty vessel betwix't my ears.

 

That is my response. I don't know what gelling means. =I

[bookfloss]

I saw that armor and thought "Where's a friend who works airport security when you need one?" I would totally wear that on his shift just to mess with him.

[Champion of Cyrodiil]

Tis but a comedy of mine own invention, from the empty vessel betwix't my ears.

 

That is my response. I don't know what gelling means. =I

Gelling was a verb coined by Dr. Scholls commercials a few years back.  It went basically like this....

"Are you gellin'?" -Office worker asking another Office worker at the water fountain.

"Oh yea... I'm gellin." -Reponse

"Hey Man... You gellin?" -Construction workers outside the office building... prolly.

"Oh Yea Man... I'm gellin" -Repsonse.

 

This went on and on for a while with various characters.  Regrettably they didnt do one between Master Chief and the head Elite guy. The question was supposed to be considered witty because since you have "gel" for insoles on your shoes, that you are therefore "Gelling".

 

Then they stopped doing commercials.

[Sethre]

Gelling was a verb coined by Dr. Scholls commercials a few years back.  It went basically like this....

"Are you gellin'?" -Office worker asking another Office worker at the water fountain.

"Oh yea... I'm gellin." -Reponse

"Hey Man... You gellin?" -Construction workers outside the office building... prolly.

"Oh Yea Man... I'm gellin" -Repsonse.

 

This went on and on for a while with various characters.  Regrettably they didnt do one between Master Chief and the head Elite guy. The question was supposed to be considered witty because since you have "gel" for insoles on your shoes, that you are therefore "Gelling".

 

Then they stopped doing commercials.

I would pay so much money to see the Master Chief version of that commercial.

[Mister Sympa]

[insert codpiece joke here]

[Sethre]

Why get a real suit of armor when you can have a nice comfy one?

 

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[bookfloss]

 

Wait, what?