http://www.by-the-sw...-of-armour.aspx
Posted 26 August 2013 - 12:11 PM
Posted 26 August 2013 - 12:41 PM
TIL I need to start selling armor.
Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:18 PM
Sadly, I wouldn't be able to wear those.
Metal shoes have terrible arch support
Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:20 PM
Now I just want to catch some poor sap slipping these into his armored boots at http://www.medievaltimes.com/ whilst i drink beer and throw my meat bones on the dirt floor... screaming for more carnage as the meat juice trickles down my beard.
Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:23 PM
The entire time, the dudes in the dirt would be thinking 'My God, my feet feel AMAZING!'
Posted 26 August 2013 - 02:30 PM
The soles of mine feet hath never felt more comfortable. Tis as if God himself hath bestow'd upon them, a new vitae such as that exhibited by a mountain hare.
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Posted 26 August 2013 - 04:28 PM
Arth thou gelling, English?
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:14 AM
Tis but a comedy of mine own invention, from the empty vessel betwix't my ears.
That is my response. I don't know what gelling means. =I
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:36 AM
I saw that armor and thought "Where's a friend who works airport security when you need one?" I would totally wear that on his shift just to mess with him.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 10:41 AM
Tis but a comedy of mine own invention, from the empty vessel betwix't my ears.
That is my response. I don't know what gelling means. =I
Gelling was a verb coined by Dr. Scholls commercials a few years back. It went basically like this....
"Are you gellin'?" -Office worker asking another Office worker at the water fountain.
"Oh yea... I'm gellin." -Reponse
"Hey Man... You gellin?" -Construction workers outside the office building... prolly.
"Oh Yea Man... I'm gellin" -Repsonse.
This went on and on for a while with various characters. Regrettably they didnt do one between Master Chief and the head Elite guy. The question was supposed to be considered witty because since you have "gel" for insoles on your shoes, that you are therefore "Gelling".
Then they stopped doing commercials.
Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:24 AM
Gelling was a verb coined by Dr. Scholls commercials a few years back. It went basically like this....
"Are you gellin'?" -Office worker asking another Office worker at the water fountain."Oh yea... I'm gellin." -Reponse
"Hey Man... You gellin?" -Construction workers outside the office building... prolly."Oh Yea Man... I'm gellin" -Repsonse.
This went on and on for a while with various characters. Regrettably they didnt do one between Master Chief and the head Elite guy. The question was supposed to be considered witty because since you have "gel" for insoles on your shoes, that you are therefore "Gelling".
Then they stopped doing commercials.
I would pay so much money to see the Master Chief version of that commercial.
Posted 30 August 2013 - 06:42 AM
[insert codpiece joke here]
Posted 22 September 2013 - 08:10 PM
Why get a real suit of armor when you can have a nice comfy one?
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Posted 23 September 2013 - 07:37 AM
Wait, what?
"Normal is what everyone else is and you're not." Malcolm McDowell