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#1 The Robstar

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 04:07 AM

So I was in the middle of town earlier today, decided to bust out a joint and sparked it up. NEXT MINUTE the po-po come around the corner and I quickly stuff the joint back into my pocket (burnt my hand in the process)

 

He waltz past me then stops dead in his tracks and starts sniffing around. He looks at me, and I nod towards the hobo dude standing outside the TAB two doors down looking all dodgy. He approaches the dude and I quickly bolted into the library. hahahaha (FUCK YOU PO-PO!!!!)

 

Lucky I was wearing a suit and tie to lower his suspicion of me. lol otherwise he would have asked me to empty out my pockets and bust me for possession.

 

*PHEW*

 

Ok the morale of the story kids is that you should never smoke illegal illicit drugs in public.... 24 years old and I'm still a noob. hahaha But I won't do that shit again.

 

I'm so lucky I should buy a lotto ticket.

 

Anyways I'm out.

 

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 04:46 AM

So you used some down-on-his-luck chap because you're too thick or have too little self control to smoke in your own home? Nice morals there. No really.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 05:43 AM

So you used some down-on-his-luck chap because you're too thick or have too little self control to smoke in your own home? Nice morals there. No really.

Yeah that was pretty shitty of me. I guess I panicked :S

 

But it would have been ok for the dude, I'm sure the cop didn't do jack after he knew I was the culprit. :)


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 05:49 AM

Wouldn't the decent thing to do be to take the punishment rather than bring an already unfortunate and innocent person into it?



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Posted 04 August 2013 - 05:58 AM

Yeah that was pretty shitty of me. I guess I panicked :S

 

But it would have been ok for the dude, I'm sure the cop didn't do jack after he knew I was the culprit. :)

 

Unless he did smoke weed in which case you made his already shitty life worse. (Y)


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 06:07 AM

Wouldn't the decent thing to do be to take the punishment rather than bring an already unfortunate and innocent person into it?

 

Nah, I would feel remorse if I framed him for murder or something.

 

Unless he did smoke weed in which case you made his already shitty life worse. (Y)

 

lol, I'd doubt he'd be able to afford such luxuries, however I feel that I owe a favor to a poor unfortunate soul, kinda like from the movie 'Pay It Forward'

 

A good deed awaits the next person in need!!!!


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 06:10 AM

Nah, I would feel remorse if I framed him for murder or something.

 

 

lol, I'd doubt he'd be able to afford such luxuries, however I feel that I owe a favor to a poor unfortunate soul, kinda like from the movie 'Pay It Forward'

 

A good deed awaits the next person in need!!!!

 

 

You know a good percentage of homeless people are drug addicts right? Trust me a gram of crack is much more expensive than a gram of weed.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 06:18 AM

You know a good percentage of homeless people are drug addicts right? Trust me a gram of crack is much more expensive than a gram of weed.

Very true, but hard stuff like crack, cocaine and heroin are nonexistent in NZ. I think the hardest thing I've seen for sale was LSD.

 

In any case weed is out of season here, scored my stuff off my bro who grows in his closet. 

 

Most homeless here tend to be either alcoholics here or gamblers. 


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 07:29 AM

There's always next time.

 

Also I keep saying this, but you're a dick. Hopefully it'll sink in eventually.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:01 AM

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:06 AM

Also I keep saying this, but you're a dick. Hopefully it'll sink in eventually.

Yeah I know, and it never gets old MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:46 AM

Yeah people are pretty clueless to be honest. I remember last school year my friend would always come to french class with red eyes and smelled like weed and my teacher never knew. She didn't even notice the kid throwing eye drops across the class to him. 

 

Then you have ass holes who always ask if you are high. When I am always with my friend Edmond (we call him Fish) me and him always get asked if we are high. I'm so chill and I have that monotone lazy chill voice, while he has a disease where he is allergic to the sun so his eyes are always red. So yeah!

 

Anyways people are clueless...


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 08:57 AM

Yeah people are pretty clueless to be honest. I remember last school year my friend would always come to french class with red eyes and smelled like weed and my teacher never knew. She didn't even notice the kid throwing eye drops across the class to him. 

 

Then you have ass holes who always ask if you are high. When I am always with my friend Edmond (we call him Fish) me and him always get asked if we are high. I'm so chill and I have that monotone lazy chill voice, while he has a disease where he is allergic to the sun so his eyes are always red. So yeah!

 

Anyways people are clueless...

Yeah my eyes are always red coz I'm allergic to nearly everything. People always ask me if I'm stoned, I just grin and say "What if I am?"

 

But I'm always hyperactive so people can't really tell when I'm blazed. The only way they can really be sure is when they smell it or I tell them.

 

But realistically I don't care if people knw.... well only the po-po... 


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:09 AM

It seems every day you just give us reasons to dislike you more and more.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:16 AM

It seems every day you just give us reasons to dislike you more and more.

Nah, it's just that you guys are getting to know the REAL me.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:34 AM

Nah, it's just that you guys are getting to know the REAL me.

I think it's between what you've shown us before, and the "real" you as you put it.

 

Either way it doesn't matter because you're a fucking cunt.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:37 AM

Either way it doesn't matter because you're a fucking cunt.

LOL, as I said, yeah I know. I don't try hiding that fact.


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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:39 AM

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:44 AM

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Posted 04 August 2013 - 09:54 AM

Look I'm going to tell you what I figured out when I was a freshman in highschool. I know it is bad, and I am kind of a douche myself but not as much as a douche as some people >.>. But, if being yourself is being a douche and when people tell you, you are a douche. You don't say idc what you think or say I know. You say I'm sorry I need to fix that. Like I am slightly a douche bag because I sometimes have these bipolar episodes. Where I am happy the one second and then I change my mind about how I feel and then I flip the nearest table. But I realized it doesn't really matter if you care or not, it matters what other people think about you and you have to get them to care about you. Seriously. It's like oh this person doesn't like me let me fix the problem that is causing him to hate me and try become friends. It's like destroying your enemies by making friends of them. I just think. Wow, know where cares what I think. You have to make it so people like you. It's not about you it's about them. 

 

^ If you are to lazy to read that like my self I'll summarize with one sentence.

 

It's not about you it's about them. 


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