Man Child
Posted 24 July 2013 - 05:25 AM
"You see officer, he committed suicide. Stabbed himself in the back three times and then jumped off a bridge."
"It wasn't me, it was the one armed man."
"The word 'bribery' is often thrown about too much nowadays, but...."
Can I get you anything? Tea? Coffee? Blowjob?"
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
Seldom Seen
Posted 24 July 2013 - 07:14 AM
Ahh see I'm so good at hiding the corpses that I would never need to use those lines.
The Actual Administrator
Posted 24 July 2013 - 08:13 AM
Robert, you get a like from me.
But don't get cock-- Cocky. I mean cocky. Don't get cocky.
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Seldom Seen
The Hick
Conceptual
Posted 24 July 2013 - 10:17 AM
And then you realise I work for Interpol and am currently heading out to New Zealand to take you out whilst you sleep. >.>
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
The Actual Administrator
Posted 24 July 2013 - 01:24 PM
Oh Martin you always gotta involve the peen.
Always.
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Man Child
Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:06 AM
Robert, you get a like from me.
But don't get cock-- Cocky. I mean cocky. Don't get cocky.
I am The Robstar. And I like Vag.
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
The Actual Administrator
Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:07 AM
I am The Robstar. And I like Vag.
I guess you are what you eat.
IlyR.
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Man Child
Posted 25 July 2013 - 07:17 AM
I guess you are what you eat.
IlyR.
Oh no, I don't eat that shit, I only obliterate it with my awesome force.
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
Knower of things
Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:19 AM
Oh no, I don't eat that shit, I only obliterate it with my awesome force.
I would hate to make a girl's lady parts a one time use device like that.
Also, I just bypass the whole lying to the government about murder, by not murdering.
It has worked so far.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
The Actual Administrator
Posted 25 July 2013 - 10:30 AM
Also, I just bypass the whole lying to the government about murder, by not murdering.
It has worked so far.
Ladies and gentlemen, Affray.
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Terabyte
Posted 25 July 2013 - 11:16 AM
I would hate to make a girl's lady parts a one time use device like that.
Also, I just bypass the whole lying to the government about murder, by not murdering.
It has worked so far.
nice cover
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
Man Child
Posted 26 July 2013 - 06:27 AM
I would hate to make a girl's lady parts a one time use device like that.
Also, I just bypass the whole lying to the government about murder, by not murdering.
It has worked so far.
Hahahaha Just in case you know 
Here's a freebie for ya...
"I swear, it was self defense. Shot him the first time, but just in case he came back as a zombie I had to shoot him another 102 times.... honest"
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
Terabyte
Posted 26 July 2013 - 08:36 AM
Hahahaha Just in case you know
Here's a freebie for ya...
"I swear, it was self defense. Shot him the first time, but just in case he came back as a zombie I had to shoot him another 102 times.... honest"
gotta empy the barrel on that Gatling gun somehow. they don't stop once the trigger is pulled.
Man Child
Posted 26 July 2013 - 09:18 AM
gotta empy the barrel on that Gatling gun somehow. they don't stop once the trigger is pulled.
EAT LED SUCKERS!!!!!!
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
Terabyte
Posted 26 July 2013 - 10:38 AM
EAT LED SUCKERS!!!!!!
The Actual Administrator
Posted 26 July 2013 - 10:41 AM
My sides, omg.
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Kilobyte
Posted 27 July 2013 - 03:58 AM
there was a ghost! Its ectoplasm.....it wasn't me it was a spooky ghost.
Zettabyte
Posted 27 July 2013 - 11:56 AM
"I didn't kill him, you can't prove anything!"
"We... we haven't asked you about the murder yet"
Also, I just bypass the whole lying to the government about murder, by not murdering.
It has worked so far.
Best example in this thread.
